bitchmarks

The metric by which your wife or life partner assesses your progress in helping around the house.

I guess watching television for several hours a day doesn't meet my wife's bitchmarks for my performance in the house.

by Cynicool April 21, 2020

Bitchard

The ultimate Male Karen insult

Calm your tits Bitchard

by Tontorella January 18, 2021

bitchward

A(n) person who is a bitch but named Edward

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1.) bitch
He was being a bitchward during work.

by Crawford Lavell March 9, 2022

Bitchtard

1) A person who is physical and mentally incompetent of keeping up with "common sense" by acting like he is 5 yrs old but in reality is much, much older. He may not know he is acting this way, but clearly the people around him do.

2) A female dog without a father. The father presumably being shot down during Vietnam.

3) A half bitch, half bastard creation.

''Listen here you incompetent bitchtard, start acting your age or you'll be feeling the full force of my boot entering your fucking skull''

by Snakeeyez187 November 28, 2002

bitcharse

Unagreeable hussy(or strumpet); the (loosely) equivalent of the male known as the arsehole.

"That bitcharse just shagged Ian!!"

by David aka thescarf October 8, 2005

Bitchnasty

Meaning, Tight shit.
Crazyy
0r just nastyy.

Damn That Giirl was Bitchnasty. Crazyy as hell.

You See heather Dancing over there,
Here Moves Were Bitchnastyy
Yo nigga tell yo bitch to get checkedd
I smell some bitchnastyy creepin.

by Tiffany Daniels March 30, 2008

Bitchard

A combination of the terms "bitch" and "bastard".
Typically used to describe a manly looking woman or an effeminate man.

"Hey man! Do you see that girlie man over there?"
"Eww yeah, that guy is such a bitchard."

by qwerpoiu November 18, 2009