bumper balls

A vehicle accessory for those who lack a pair of their own, consisting of a rubber scrotum and testes dangling from the underside of their bumper, trailer hitch, rear axle, etc.

bumper balls are a poor substitute for having a real pair, buddy.

by Dr. Badwrench April 6, 2008

i support law enforcement bumper stickers

i support law enforcement bumper stickers bumper stickers found on car bumpers and car windows is a way to show support law enforcement but also a slap in the face for police brutality victims

dude you have i support law enforcement bumper stickers on your car window
man what about my i support law enforcement bumper stickers
dude those i support law enforcement bumper stickers on your car window is a slap in the face for police brutality victims
man i never thought of it that way a i support law enforcement bumper stickers being a slap in the face police brutality victims i will be more courteous next time

by littlejimmie March 6, 2019

Bippered

verb; past tense of Bipper
1. The act of (combining/merging/fusing/etc) something innocent with something of pure (madness/chaos/evil/etc).
2. To disguise a nefarious (demon/entity) as a (merciful/innocent/naive/etc) mortal.

"She was Bippered when she made a suspicious deal with that demon".
"Somebody Bippered their dog with the god of chaos."

by Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG November 27, 2016

Bipetual

Normally people are either a "dog person" or a "cat person", however when one is bipetual, it means they like both cats and dogs equally

Person 1: Do you prefer cats or dogs?
Person 2: Both, I'm bipetual

by hiyachaos October 15, 2017

Cunt-Bumper

Slang for a Lesbian.

Originated from the iPhone autocorrect function.

Let's go to the club and look for some Cunt-bumpers!

by Rhys5891 December 13, 2010

Rumper Bumper

The rear end of a shapely woman.

She fell on her rumper bumper and suffered no damage.

by Brian Babylon September 5, 2011

Heckfire and brimpebbles

Kinder kidsafe virsion of Hellfire and Brimstone, often used by Dubya (unofficialy). As seen in "Bushwacked" by Molly Ivins and Lou Dubose.

It rained Heckfire and brimpebbles on America the day the Surpreme Court elected George W. Bush

by Adri July 1, 2004