by An Noys December 25, 2007
Get the binita mug.A sexual term combining the words "Bidet" and "Fellatio." This act begins with a blumpkin. Once the shit is successfully ejected, the blowjob ceases, and the two participants stand up and change positions. The girl crouches behind the man, and performs a rusty trombone. In the process, she cleans the man's shit-filled asshole, acting as a human bidet.
I fucking love bidetios.
I got a bidetio last night, it was completely full service!
Why pay for an enema when you can get bidetio? They're free and pleasurable!
I got a bidetio last night, it was completely full service!
Why pay for an enema when you can get bidetio? They're free and pleasurable!
by The Jentleman July 12, 2010
Get the Bidetio mug.Perhaps the greatest invention ever, this nifty device allows you to wash your ass after usage of the toilet. It's a common fixture in European countries(and I wish in the US) . Basicially, it works by you sitting on the top after doing your business, followed by turning on the water flow and washing, and afterwards, pat your clean behind dry with some TP. No muss, no fuss.
by Joshie G. April 25, 2010
Get the bidet mug.by alpinedad February 5, 2007
Get the bidiot mug.human bidet is that special class of creature that feels the need to prostrate themself behind bosses, managers, social higher ups such that they give an extra ass cleaning, far beyond the normal ass kissing. Human bidets are close relatives but much luckier than human urinals, who constantly get pissed on by everyone.
by EvilSchmoo June 30, 2005
Get the human bidet mug.The act of giving a blumpkin which is immediately followed by a rim job in order to avoid the use of toilet paper.
My girl gave a a blumpkin and i then noticed there was no toilet paper. Good thing i convinced her to give me a spicy bidet.
by sgbrewers April 16, 2013
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