bent bert

a right angled penis, ususally do to over bangage of the female ass

"Oh shit, I gave myself a bent bert last night "

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

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Bert Algood

A teacher that loves squirrels because he crashed his chopper in Vietnam and he lived with the squirrels when he was a POW. They combed his hair and his mustache in exchange for his nuts lol. So that is how they became companions.

Anyone see Bert Algood screwin that squirrel the other day?

by Elliot G May 4, 2011

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Beatdown Packin

To kick ones bunghole in a most domninating fashion

Did u see that fight, yeah he was beatdown packin

by Kevin Kostelnik December 30, 2010

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v block beatdown

what youre gonna get if you keep hatin' on my v block boys. they will rock your dome then bang you out one punch

that guy got his dome rocked in a v block beatdown

by j-rob mad fresh May 16, 2010

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bert mccracken

The extremely outgoing, loud, funny, good looking, talented, singer/screamer/songwriter of The Used who writes AMAZING lyrics.

I'm high as fuck now.

by pseudonym February 12, 2005

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Bertha

The women who has curves for days. Once you see her, you can never stop thinking about her. The way she drives around on her cart with her groceries makes any man go wild.

Whoa, Bertha is looking good with them groceries.

by IAmALittleGirl August 27, 2015

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