No Child's Behind Left

The official dogma of the Catholic Church.

Credit goes to Christopher Hitchens

"no child's behind left"

Ok, maybe that's a stretch. But there's definitely at least a grain of truth to it.

by Submitters of Words May 13, 2011

Beticus Theticus

While seeming as a word a retard would use, beticus actually means “bet” or “no way”. If you don’t believe someone can do something, you can say beticus, which is often paired with theticus. Theticus has no real meaning, but makes the word Beticus sound better. Has become a meme in Ridgewood New Jersey, and May live forever.

A word originally invented in the early 2000s, it has grown to be one of the most useful terms in the Urban Dictionary

Nolan: There is no way you would actually do that
David: Beticus Theticus

by Ian Crowley December 24, 2018

Behind Basher

A pristine synonym for Butt Buddies

Me and my friend have been Behind Bashers for years. He knows just how I like it.

by NameJeff_mk2 January 10, 2020

lag behind a swagg

verb; To be stuck behind someone who walks like a "balla". The person walking slow (swagg) tends to have a "dgaf" walk with swaying shoulders and their knees slightly bent when walking to add the their badass factor. The swagg tends to take their time and think they're the coolest shit around. Usually this person will be listening to their iPod/mp3 so saying "excuse me" has no effect. To be the lag in the situation, you will find yourself trying to get to a destination, but the swagg will be taking their time and there's no way to maneuver your way around them so the result is you're pissed off while walking slow right behind the swagg thinking. "hurry the fuck up, you're not cool"; hence, lag behind a swagg.

Friend 1: Hey, why did you take so long to get the milk?

Friend 2: I was lag behind a swagg, it was damn near impossible to get around him in the tiny aisle!

Friend 1: Wow, what a douche bag thing to do.

by Hello Pocket Asian February 19, 2009

Streets Behind

If you don’t know what streets ahead means, you are streets behind.

Season 4 of Community was streets behind.

by The Ass Crack Bandi April 16, 2021

I'm right behind you

something someone says to get you to look behind you

"I'm right behind you"
*looks back*
*no one's there*

*looks around*
*no one's around*

:shrug: eh I'll just go back to searching up random shit on urban dictionary

by sak_ura March 13, 2021

Wet Behind the Ears

An idiom that means inexperienced or naive.

Its meaning comes from a baby that has just been born and is still wet "behind the ears" among other places.

This term might alternatively have originated on the farm, as it is said that after birth the last part of a foal or calf to dry is the area behind its ears.

"Those con artists thought they could make a quick buck out of me; they thought I was still wet behind the ears. But I showed them!"

by Raging Dragon July 16, 2008