Honey Butt Beerios

The day after drinking and you have the beer shits but your friends want breakfast. So you pour them a bowl of honey nut cheerios but instead of milk you shit in the bowl with your liquid beer shit.

Chad wanted breakfast after a long night of drinking. So me, being a good friend, gave him a nice bowl of Honey Butt Beerios.

by Chadass December 4, 2015

Beefie the Cow

Beefie the cow was the biggest cow and animal to ever walk the earth. He was bigger than most mountains. He was so big that all of the meat products today come from Beefie himself.

Beefie was married to Bessie the cow, who was almost as big as him. All the dairy products in the world come from Bessie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy,will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.

Beefie, Bessie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.

Many people still worship the great Beefie, Bessie and Befessie today.

Child: Mom, where does beef come from?
Mom: From Beefie the Cow of course!

by SqueakyPig17 May 9, 2020

James Van Der Beeking

When a male and female are engaged in the sexual act of 69ing, and the male is getting his testicles and/or ass licked while simultaneously thrusting his erection between his partner's breasts.

"Dude, I was covered in pre-ejaculate after James Van Der Beeking with Ashley."

by C.P.K. October 4, 2009

beefing

Disputatious or holding malice against someone

Ja Rule and 50 Cent have been beefing over bullsh*t

by Tiffy&Tolly June 24, 2005

BEEFING UP THE DEAN

A WORD COMMONLY USED FOR MASTURBATION IN THE LATE 1890S

HAVE YOU BEEN BEEFING UP THE DEAN

by THE MAN45682 March 17, 2011

Child Bearing Hips

Hips that possibly fool, however also trigger a man's innate sense of attraction to women who have the ability to bear children.

That girl could catch it. She has those child bearing hips and a fuck me gut.

by Oscar the Pedophile August 3, 2009

Bearilla

A cross between a Bear & a Gorilla used to describe the ugliest M#*%@ F#@%* you've seen that day

"Damn, your family reunion looks like a Bearilla convention"

by Deondre Duncan October 17, 2003