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JC Pennys is here because of me!

A way to show that you are powerful. A way to win an argument, or show superiority.
Hell I brought the photomat, the 7-11. JC Pennys is here because of me!
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
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National Becca Day

National Becca day is on March 30th. This is a day to celebrate all Beccas, Rebeccas and Beckys. Treat them as if they were Queens. Shower all Beccas with presents! This day comes from the ancient Greek godess Rebecca's birthday. We celebrate all Rebeccas today and treat them as Goddesses and Queens.
1. Guess what!
2. What?
1. Today is National Becca Day!
2. Yay, i love all Beccas.
by RebeccaTheBest. April 16, 2011
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becarefuling

The act of being careful.

A quicker way of saying "I'm being careful."
"Watch your step!" "I'm becarefuling."
by jeetay November 30, 2011
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Because Tamara's boobs...

Refers to the time Maggie and Kellen wrote "YOLO" on Tamara's boobs and "because YOLO" became "because Tamara's boobs". True story.
I killed the neighbors because Tamara's boobs...

Let's do heroin because Tamara's boobs...
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because you're gay

Response when asked a dumb why question
Max: Why is Wawa closed?
Jane: Because you're gay.

Kat: Why did you sleep with my boyfriend?
Lisa: Because you're gay.

Jimmy: Daddy, why don't you love me?
Dad: Because you're gay.
by SWalshie September 1, 2006
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no because

Placed as an interjection at the beginning of a sentence. Generally used to add emphasis, similarly to "like" or "literally".

It is most commonly used by female or queer teens.
A: *opinion B agrees with*
B: no because you are 100% right

A: last night i had chicken salad
B: no because same
by hudzell March 26, 2022
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because reasons

A phrase used in substitution for actual reasons. It's typically used in situations where a question is either too complex to give a sound logical answer and it's simpler to convince the other person that they should just give you the benefit of the doubt, or because the question is incredibly stupid and therefore not worth answering, or the answer that would have been given should be obvious to anyone with a brain. It can also be used to just make a statement about something.
Person 1: I fucking hate Carrot Top.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because reasons.

Person 1: Are you voting for Santorum in the primaries?
Person 2: No, because reasons.

*kid falls off of bicycle*
Person 1: Haha, it's funny because reasons.
by desuforeverlulz August 4, 2012
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