Bead Bearer

a Bead bearer is a person, naturalist, Nu Metal or Surfer who wears wooden beads. 4inch beads are the most fashionable, but 8 inches count.
Bead bearers like the same music as nu metals

Nu Metal: Look, its bill, the bead bearer!
Surfer: DUUUDE

by shurrup July 14, 2004

Anti Defecation Bereau

A highly acclaimed job title at iHop created by Demarcus Cousins (JiDion) trying to reduce the amount of defecating inside of iHop bathrooms

Interviewer: What job would you like to apply for?
Interviewee: I was looking to be with the ADB
Interviewer: What’s that?
Interviewee: Oh that’s the Anti Defecation Bereau

by Kingcroyal April 16, 2022

bearagraph

Any paragraph with bear implications including, but not limited to, Cutler, Ditka, and Chicago.

(In Chicago Accent)

Yea I was offered a job at the CIA cuz they heard i can write a mean bearagraph.

by Bear Fan, Go Bears October 4, 2010

Beereal

a) n. Any form of breakfast cereal (preferably with marshmallows) with beer being substituted for the milk.

b) n. Nickname for Wayne as a direct result of previous definition

I had beereal and toast for breakfast

by Ender November 4, 2003

load bearer

A wad of tissue or cloth like material (or what ever is closest ie sock, empty chrisp bag) used to minimise the mess during masturbation.

I was having the mother of all wanks the other night but it all went wrong when i shot my bolt and realised the load bearer was still in my pocket.

by aaaron September 24, 2006

Bearsac

A self promoting talking teddy bear owned by a woman in Borehamwood in Hert, UK. Named because he is a ruck sack as well as a teddy bear and spelt without a k because he was bought in Belium.

Bearsac meets celebrities and has worldwide travels. He documents his adventures on his website which I cannot mention.

I am called Bearsac because I am a teddy BEAR and ruckSACk

by Bearsac October 14, 2006

bearball

1. When the chicago bears recover a fumble or intercept a pass.

2. A general term used, when one is excited to speak of, discuss, or think of the Chicago Bears. esp. with fellow chicago bear fans and/or followers

1. BEARBALL! BEARBALL! BEARBALL!

2. So are you ready for the game this week? BEARBALL!

by Jesus Shuttleworth February 8, 2007