batterslap

the act of slapping someone with a hand full of ejaculate.

Brady was angry at Logan so he decided to batterslap him across the face.

by Norman Harris March 6, 2008

Bateson

Verb - to leave a large party or gathering unexpectedly and without word, presumably to avoid having your friends try to change your mind.

I was so wasted last night that I had to bateson. Sorry, fellas.

by PeeeJaay October 19, 2011

nicole patterson

she likes to steal your Boston Cremes
and instead of tea, she says, "SpiLL tHE beaNs!!!"
she does dance that's why she's so lean
but hey, at least Nicole's not mean!!!
Nicole
Nicole
Nicole
nicole

Nicole Patterson: hi

by bear142567 June 2, 2019

Matt patterson

Also knows as mattres Matt Patterson is a very cute young boy capable of making you cry through his harsh words and cuteness

“Oi is that Matt Patterson how cute is he”
“I spent all day yesterday crying because of mattres”

by Ronshoe89 August 25, 2020

Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson is a retired cartoonist, best known for creating "Calvin and Hobbes". He retired the strip to live a peaceful life of painting and such. He famously? was the subject of a song by Lemon Demon also entitled "Bill Watterson" in 2006 as a bonus track for his album Dinosaurchestra. It was later completed and put on the next album, View-Monster in 2008.

Bill Watterson, can’t you hear me?
Bill Watterson, please don’t fear me.

by TheJeffShow September 24, 2021

Battersmash

The act of ejaculating on ones face followed by a malicious mushroom stamp.

If you do not shut up, I am going to battersmash you so hard and make you shut up.

by Yorreli June 25, 2012

Jimmy Patterson

The main character of Medal of Honor, at least in certain episodes of the series.

"Jimmy Patterson was like the Solid Snake of WWII. He can take out tanks, railguns, a whole wad of heavily-armed nazis....he can do it!"
-me

by Dave July 6, 2004