n. The number of times a male has ejaculated by the actions of another person over the number of times he has masterbated.
Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average
The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.
Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average
The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.
1: Dude, I got a blowjob from Ashley last night!
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.
by Designated Hitter April 16, 2009
Get the Batting average mug.by CassidySCREAM October 4, 2008
Get the batmangasm mug.Related Words
The act of a women shooting a ping pong ball from her cunt and then guy hitting the ball with his dick
by HEYBIGGUY March 22, 2010
Get the Thai Batting Practice mug.To hang upside down in a bat like position with you arms in a v shape against your hips. Pictures will then be taken and uploaded to social networking sites. The more unusual the position and place, the better the batting.
John: Yo, bros! Wanna go out and do some planking tonight?
Jeff: No way homeslice, we should do owling instead!
Jimmy: You two are both wrong! We gotta be doing batting now, planking and owling are so 2010!
John: You want me to go batting? That sounds gay.
Jimmy: I'll do some batting off your bunk bed if you don't shut up.
John: Come in my room and I'll fucking kill you.
Jimmy: I love you
John: Get out
Jeff: No way homeslice, we should do owling instead!
Jimmy: You two are both wrong! We gotta be doing batting now, planking and owling are so 2010!
John: You want me to go batting? That sounds gay.
Jimmy: I'll do some batting off your bunk bed if you don't shut up.
John: Come in my room and I'll fucking kill you.
Jimmy: I love you
John: Get out
by vid811 July 26, 2011
Get the batting mug.The act of opening your coat around someone trying to light a cigarette, bowl, or joint outside when it is windy to block the breeze. To block the wind from blowing out a lighter. Opening your jacket like batman to help a fellow smoker.
Person 1: "The damn wind keeps blowing out my lighter. I can't even smoke!"
Person 2: "Here man let me Batman you, just don't light me on fire"
---
Person 1: "The wind was so bad yesterday, we took turns Batmanning eachother to toke"
Person 2: "Batmanning? What's that?"
Person 1: "They just blocked the wind from the one with the joint so it can light"
Person 2: "Here man let me Batman you, just don't light me on fire"
---
Person 1: "The wind was so bad yesterday, we took turns Batmanning eachother to toke"
Person 2: "Batmanning? What's that?"
Person 1: "They just blocked the wind from the one with the joint so it can light"
by xSamix December 23, 2013
Get the Batmanning mug.Good thing I took some batting practice before going out with Molly tonight... it was a big game and a big performance was necessary.
by Matt&Lauren September 9, 2010
Get the Batting Practice mug.Batting .235 is a reference to baseball which means you're not doing well that day.
It means you did something stupid or something not expected of you.
It means you did something stupid or something not expected of you.
Person 1: Man, my girlfriend didn't make me a sandwich this morning...she ALWAYS makes me a sandwich.
Person 2: Wow, she's batting .235 today. That sucks.
Person 2: Wow, she's batting .235 today. That sucks.
by soadness August 22, 2011
Get the batting .235 mug.