Bistromathics

See: Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy Part 3 (Life, The Universe, and Everything)

Bistromathics is an extremely powerful addendum to improbability science used to power the ship Bistromath, owned by Fjord modelor Slartibartfast. It operates on a few major factors of suspected values versus actual values of Italian dining. 2 of such values are:

1. The amount of reservations made to an Italian restaurant versus the amount of people that actually show up. Both are entirely arbitrary values completely unrelated to one another.

2. The prices of the food in the menu versus the actual amount paid. The values are also completely arbitray and unrelated with the exception of the fact that they are never the same.

Bistromathics have given rise to incredible new advancements in improbability propulsion.

by Jonathan December 1, 2004

Bastoon

(v.) The act of being cast off to an island anywhere significantly far from home for being a bastard of gargantuan proportions.

Bob: Dude I'm bored, wheres that bastard of gargantuan proportions?

Joe: I don't know, we should totally Bastoon his ass.

by J n' U June 8, 2011

bastra

Some who is basic and extra at the same time.

That girl is always getting Starbucks with her Gucci purse, she is so Bastra.

by enola504 March 13, 2019

bashroom

A mixture of washroom and bathroom.

Daniel: Yo ima go to the bashroom
John: Ight

by ZlatBurger January 5, 2022

Bastoon

A combination of a stupid bastard and a fucking buffoon.

Bill is a total bastoon, his sex jokes and language totally cock blocked me with Julie last night.

by Panchito Sanchez May 10, 2009

batroli

a bro who constantly puts hos before bros, hence breaking the man code. is also usually a nerdy type. (i.e. very good with computers, is a whiz at trigonometry, etc.) and often makes bros pay him to do fix their computers/help them with stuff that most bros just do out of kindness for their fellow bros, but may not treat hos the same way. usually neglects to sit with bros at lunch tables and instead sits with hos.

actual bro: dude sit with us! its like the school thanksgiving feast.

batroli: no dude. i'm sitting with my girl.

actual bro: dude. bros before hos.

batroli: no dude. i'm sitting with my girl.

actual bro: batroli, you srsly have to sit with us bros.

batroli: hmm... hos before bros.

by brofiniteone January 9, 2010

bastoise

this word is an extremly bad insult or used correctly a really good complement.

its pronounced bas-toy-es

Alex: that party last night was awesome!!
Phoenix: yeah, it was proper fuckin' bastoise

Phoenix: Alex your a dickhead for stealin one of ma superkings boi.
Alex: ye fack off mace you fackin bastoise

by ehhhhh dickhead March 7, 2010