baritone player

The absolute sexiest band member ever. They go out of their way to look good and play better. The best of the whole band. No doubt.

Damn son, look at that baritone player go. Oh my god, mmmmhh.

by Le no July 17, 2016

clara barton

To take a massive explosive poop at the end of a big day of non stop eating. Named after having to stop at the last stop of the new Jersey turnpike (actually named the Clara barton rest stop) to take a massive violent crap.

After eating all of that fast food, I really have to Clara barton before we go!

by Bowl Nidre February 27, 2018

baritone section

The most energetic, drug fueled niggas in the band. We know how to have fun at football games and are really fucking good at doing shit right. We enjoy building retarted shit on our Minecraft realms. Were also on each others dicks most of the time leading to major bullying. Other than that we are fucking awesome.

Yo, there goes the best fucking section in the band, the fucking baritone section.

Aight we gonna build a giant cock.

by Ass eater 6000 September 26, 2019

pneumatic barktoys

A nickname for annoying small, yapping dogs who never seems to run out of air, energy or sound.

Those wild and crazy pneumatic barktoys densely populate our entire otherwise wonderful seaside town, wall to wall; everybody seems to have ‘em!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2019

Baritone Sax Player

The back bone of most jazz bands and Marching Bands. Typically a very Bad-ass person is assigned to this position. Some prefer to use harnesses, but the most Bad-ass ones use neck-straps. Sometimes referred to as "Beasts"

"wow that Baritone Sax player is amazing, who is he?"

by Badass Ian December 9, 2008

barefooter

One who walks without shoes and socks in public. It usually can be identified by permanent dust on the person's soles.

I could tell that she was a barefooter, because her soles were covered in permanent dust.

by Whitly September 18, 2008

Baritone

Band instrument. In concert band, it looks something like a smaller version of the tuba. Only slightly different than the euphonium (a baritone has more cylindrical tubing while a euphonium's tubing is more conical in shape.) In marching band, it resembles a "trumpet on steroids." Great instrument, often played by very interesting people.

That baritone section sure knows how to make a rich, meaty low brass sound.

by KissMyBrass October 15, 2008