Where one person (usually female) is not permitted to have an orgasm alone (e.g. through masturbation) unless permission given by their significant other, Master, etc. Often used in D/s relationships. Very hot!
Girl1: Why are you acting odd?
Girl2: I'm so frustrated and can't concentrate. My bf has cum banned me and I won't see him for another month
Girl2: I'm so frustrated and can't concentrate. My bf has cum banned me and I won't see him for another month
by Rudeman79 September 26, 2014
Get the cum banned mug.A contraction of 'Banter Vortex' - this would be created when an individual said something particularly un-funny in an otherwise banterous situation, thus sucking in all the banter. To be avoided at all costs.
It can also be used to describe said individual.
See Also:
Negative Banter
Banter Machine
It can also be used to describe said individual.
See Also:
Negative Banter
Banter Machine
Individual Example: Barfso
by TourC*nt May 9, 2005
Get the bantex mug.A condom that you keep in your wallet in spite of the fact that you know you already have a girlfriend.
'He's gone to see that bird again'
'He's proper gonna get her up the duff, his Mrs will find out!'
'Don't worry youth he's packing a banter sheath just incase'
'He's proper gonna get her up the duff, his Mrs will find out!'
'Don't worry youth he's packing a banter sheath just incase'
by babadobey January 4, 2010
Get the Banter Sheath mug.Guy1: Dude, that guy last night completely failed to make me laugh.
Guy2: Agreed, he needs some serious bantercise.
Guy2: Agreed, he needs some serious bantercise.
by BECCYBONES July 19, 2010
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A word used to describe the presence of banter flying in the room. Usually sighted when a group of people fire banter back and forth between themselves.
A word used to describe the presence of banter flying in the room. Usually sighted when a group of people fire banter back and forth between themselves.
John : "My balls smell like Peter's mouth"
Mike : "How do you know what Peter's mouth smells of?"
John : "Like my balls"
Peter : (Laughing and trying to cough at the same time)
Sarah : "When you stroke a dog a certain way it makes that noise"
Mike : "There's a Banterdactyl in the room"
Mike : "How do you know what Peter's mouth smells of?"
John : "Like my balls"
Peter : (Laughing and trying to cough at the same time)
Sarah : "When you stroke a dog a certain way it makes that noise"
Mike : "There's a Banterdactyl in the room"
by Lsmudge September 5, 2011
Get the Banterdactyl mug.Legend has it that the gift of banter is handed down to unsuspecting trainee Banter Merchant's through a mysterious figure named Banter Clause. There has never been any convincing or sound historical evidence to support the myth as indeed true. But supposed sightings have occurred during many Banterful occassions such as lads on the pre lash and at the party which is full of muff and beer! This makes Banter Clause a worthy LAD!
John: 'Its the night before Friggies big party! I hope Banter Clause gives me a good supply of Banter for the LOL's that should ensue!'
Russell: 'Yeah! I've been a banterful chap this week! So I hope I'm in Banter Clause's good books!
John: 'OOO I'm sceptical mate, don't think you were enough of a banterful top lad when you were pulling that bird last night mate!'
Russell: ':('
Russell: 'Yeah! I've been a banterful chap this week! So I hope I'm in Banter Clause's good books!
John: 'OOO I'm sceptical mate, don't think you were enough of a banterful top lad when you were pulling that bird last night mate!'
Russell: ':('
by Banter Scribe November 17, 2010
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by LeNaSmElLs August 23, 2016
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