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ballsing my tits

A phrase that can be used synonymously with phrases like "Are you kidding me?" , "You've got to be kidding me!" or " Naw, I'm just kidding."

Usually used to express disbelief.
Ex. 1

Person No.1: "Dude, I heard that Tanner knocked up that chick you wanted to fuck!"

Person No.2: "Dude, are you ballsing my tits right now?"

Ex. 2

Person No.1: "Dude, I can't go to ozzfest with you, bro."

Person No.2: "You've got to be ballsing my tits.."

Ex. 3

Person No.1: "Hey bro, I'm moving away."

Person No.2: (starts crying)

Person No.3: "Naw, man. I'm just ballsing your tits!"
by D-Pump June 14, 2008
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ballster

Using your own balls as a coaster.
Using your ballster to hold a can of beer.

"Dude, don't put ure beer on the table. Use your ballster."
"Do you have any coasters? Naw, use your ballster."
by Zack & BJ November 7, 2007
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ballslinger

A blonde male or female that has anger issues but, sometimes gets you food. That wear athletic clothing (and hollister and Aeropostale).
Man Aubrey is such a ballslinger!
by Aubrito May 7, 2017
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emma backstein

emma backstein is very funny smelling and despite her good looks, growls like a monster.......emma spits alot, especially on strangers......emma has more boogers up her nose than most average humans.....
smelly emma backstein, dilemma acne, my henna is macking
by relative February 4, 2010
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ballsifino

ballsifino is like hell if i know just saying that you dont know what happened or what is going to happen
bob: frank what are you doing today
frank: ballsifino
by Michael Mize January 6, 2008
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ballscent

One who denies that they have ever masturbated, but you can tell they have chronic masturbation. Because maybe they have terrible lies,can randomly be bitchy,or you have caught them in the act. In other words, they just have the ballscent syndrom.
A Ballscent- I'm telling you, I've never masturbated one day in my life!
Friend- Yes you have, you are a ballscent.
by Keres December 13, 2008
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ballsin

a male in the act of ballin on fools.
J-Weezy was ballsin all over Scott's face.
by J-West May 17, 2007
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