baldimort

A bald fat person

Mr merrit-blann is a baldimort

by The angmering school club June 3, 2020

baldpikas

Literally one of the coolest people I’ve ever met and I haven’t even met them.

I really wanna be your friend, baldpikas

by One of your mutuals May 6, 2021

Reverse Balding

When a young man has a haircut that is ridiculously short on the back and sides, and far too long on the top. Resulting in a look opposite to normal balding.

Barber: "Do you want a short back and sides?"
Customer: "Nah, I'll get a reverse balding please."

by RJKN April 18, 2015

Baldie

(noun), Street slang used to describe a pitbull that Possesses completely white head typical known as bald pitbulls)The reference of that in regards to the Bald Eagle , when fully matured has a completely white head.

-“Yo Deshawn did you see the size of that head on that baldie Mike was walking on 30th?”

by DEADMEAT April 16, 2019

baldies

young boys or girls who are a under the sexual interest of an older man or woman

(called baldies because of the lack of pubic hair, but they still may be called "baldies" if they have pubic hair)

"Where im from we call them baldies"

by Throbber November 1, 2007

side balding

When a man loses the hair on the sides of his head before he goes bald on the top of his head.

I feel sorry for Tom, he has some savage side balding.

by BobsRobbo June 22, 2010

Baldini

Adjective. To get shit done quickly without any fuss.

"Did you see how quick he Baldini'd that mate? In and out like a shot"

by Spurs Mad 82 June 21, 2013