Ballooning

When a sexual partner inserts a balloon into the cavity of their receptive partner and expels air to inflate the balloon inside the cavity, usually the anus.

Man, Matt was so good last night when he was ballooning me, and I can’t wait til the trip to Brazil!

by Balloonboi June 11, 2018

Ballooning

Ballooning: accidentally insulting someone thru texting

I texted her she looked fat instead of fine
I ballooned her
Ballooning: accidentally insulting someone thru texting

by el payne April 24, 2019

Ballooning

When you blow into a woman’s vagina and fill up her gut with air making it almost look like a small balloon is in her gut.

Guy 1: hey bro guess what I did to my girlfriend last night
Guy 2: what’d you do?
Guy 1: we did some ballooning dude, she looked pregnant after the 3rd time.

by Biggie cheeze February 22, 2021

Ballooning

To improve your game state in a board game (such as Settlers of Catan) in an exponential manner that is out of other players' control

Wow Jon is ballooning all over the place, the cunt.

by Jontra August 19, 2022

Ballooning

A sexual act in which the man stretches his foreskin and ties it into a knot, then urinates into the foreskin creating a “balloon” filled with urine.

Ballooning was something the man enjoyed solo or with a partner

by 7pubes October 12, 2022

Ballooning

An act performed whilst masturbating, when an uncircumcised male pinches his foreskin just before ejaculation, trapping the semen in his hood. Then later disposing it in the toilet.

Non Ballooner: Bro why are you always ballooning?
Balloon King: Easy cleanup lad

by Ballon King September 5, 2023

Baffoonaganism

Someone/something that is hilariously stupid.

Tom, you failed that test?! You’re such a Baffoonaganism

by POOLEMAN November 3, 2023