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Bacteria

Hey! Yeah! You know what? That MUST be it!
Hym "I have too much bacteria in my brain to apologize. That must be it. Whatever part of the brain that controls apologies has got too much fucking bacteria in it for me to do that. The bacteria has highjacked the Jew-loving portion of my brain... And the tolerance for women who aren't fucking me part... And I just can't get my brain to do any of that more gooders you fucking assholes. THAT'S IT! THAT'S WHAT IT IS! And I totally would too if not for all of the brain bacteria."
by Hym Iam January 8, 2025
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Bacterias

A word commonly used by stupid people that doesn't know the word Bacteria is already a plural word.
There's bacterias on your hand
That's not bacterias
by Flapflap January 30, 2025
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bacterial futurism

An ecosocialist theory of society and politics suggesting that both interpersonal interactions and large-scale human dynamics can be better understood through insights drawn from microorganisms. Since bacteria form the fundamental building blocks of life on Earth, these single-celled organisms hold immense potential—especially when considered collectively, in vast numbers.
Pessimistic about the future? Bacterial futurism has an answer! We can only get out of this situation by organizing en masse toward a decentralized, ecosocialist future.
by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025
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Someone who doesn't deserve to be called a piece of shit
"You are not a piece of shit, you are the Bacteria that eats a piece of shit"
by anonymous November 21, 2025
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Bacteria that eats shit

Someone who doesn't deserved to be called shit
"You are not shit, you are the Bacteria that eats shit"
by Skull47 November 22, 2025
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