The victim is stripped down bare-ass naked, tied to a tree, nuts are secured with duck tape and pine cones are shove up in the ass.
by Spencer Thayer November 8, 2007
Get the Alabama Attitude Adjustment mug.Initially synonymous with industrious, now defined as 'Willing to lie about what's feasible and what's not in order to gain a competitive edge.' See also 'Suck-up' and 'Shitty Implementation'.
Manager: 'Will the new system be able to deliver streamlined accountancy functionality in rigorously flexible capacity according to our shareholders' needs?
Sales rep: 'Yep.'
M: 'Will it synergise our block transfer mechanism and the coffee machine?'
S: 'Yep'.
M: 'Can it shit rainbows?'
S: 'Yep. Marshmallows too.'
M: 'I like it. I like your can do attitude. I like it because I want my computer to shit rainbows and YOU can do that.'
S: 'Yuuuup.'
2 weeks later there was a fire. Emergency services determined that it was caused by peeps melting into the CPUs of every computer in the office. 3 men died.
Sales rep: 'Yep.'
M: 'Will it synergise our block transfer mechanism and the coffee machine?'
S: 'Yep'.
M: 'Can it shit rainbows?'
S: 'Yep. Marshmallows too.'
M: 'I like it. I like your can do attitude. I like it because I want my computer to shit rainbows and YOU can do that.'
S: 'Yuuuup.'
2 weeks later there was a fire. Emergency services determined that it was caused by peeps melting into the CPUs of every computer in the office. 3 men died.
by nippondog July 7, 2012
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No one likes either Sue or her husband George, its because of their attitude. She walks in the room with her sun glasses and you could tell she had a snotty attitude.
by M.A February 14, 2006
Get the attitude mug.an attitude that is often used by black girls, but is more often being used by mexican girls who think they're hard, and think they're black. They will often use that one gesture of one finger moving opposite direction of head to the side, and back and forth, whatever you call that one, and even use the n word in some instances. Example below:
Wat u tawkin shit about mah boi frend fo??!! Listen muhfukka, mah boifrend gon' kick yo ass, so you betta watch yo ass nikka! I aint feelin that shit, cuz imma woop yo ass too!
and another example...
dude: yea im a raiders fan, but im also a los angeles lakers fan
Latina bitch: nikka you either a raiders fan o u arent! mkay wat u doin wearin that los angeles buu shit!
..Latina Bitch attitude
and another example...
dude: yea im a raiders fan, but im also a los angeles lakers fan
Latina bitch: nikka you either a raiders fan o u arent! mkay wat u doin wearin that los angeles buu shit!
..Latina Bitch attitude
by bojzzle January 9, 2006
Get the Latina bitch attitude mug.Way worse than a bad attitude its PPA ( Piss Poor Attitude) , usually brought on by shit head bosses, crappy parents, back stabbing friends. If you find yourself always negative and hating everyone... you probably have PPA ( Piss Poor Attitude) . So far there is no know cure.
by SpydurMonkey January 27, 2010
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"If you don't stop I'm going give you the Attitude Adjuster."
"Crap, I just got the Attitude Adjuster."
"Crap, I just got the Attitude Adjuster."
by cheezusrice321 February 5, 2009
Get the Attitude Adjuster mug.The snotty, arrogant, elitist, bitchy attitude that ALL the residents of Northern Virginia possess. Northern VA residents think they are better than everyone else on Earth, and they want you to know it. They go out of their way to talk down to anyone that they consider "inferior", and they love to make those people feel like scum. If you do not have a college degree, or work a blue-collar job, you do not exist to a NORVA resident, unless they can belittle or demean you in some way. Also, the Northern Virginia Attitude is the extreme rudeness and air of superiority that NORVA residents display at all times, in all places that they go. You can always tell when a person is from Northern VA, no matter where on the planet they happen to be. The person with the NORVA attitude values money over substance any day. The most important things to them are the cars they drive, the McMansion they live in, the money they make, and how they can show other people that they are better than they are.
NORVA resident: Oh my GAWD, look at that girl who is taking the bus! She should really go kill herself since she isn't driving a BMW like I am!
Regular person: Well, she may be taking the bus, but at least she has a soul...unlike you!
NORVA resident: Yeah, I sold my soul for my McMansion..but I'm STILL better than that loser!
Regular person: Umm, how long have you lived in Northern VA?
NORVA resident: Like, my whole life! Totally!
Regular person: I can tell, you've got the Northern Virginia attitude down pat. If the terrorists DO attack, I hope they bomb Northern Virginia first. It would be no big loss.
Regular person: Well, she may be taking the bus, but at least she has a soul...unlike you!
NORVA resident: Yeah, I sold my soul for my McMansion..but I'm STILL better than that loser!
Regular person: Umm, how long have you lived in Northern VA?
NORVA resident: Like, my whole life! Totally!
Regular person: I can tell, you've got the Northern Virginia attitude down pat. If the terrorists DO attack, I hope they bomb Northern Virginia first. It would be no big loss.
by KaiserinAmanda September 7, 2007
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