Yoda attempt

A small, cloaked imposter most noted for his role as He-Man’s homie.

“Babe, that guy was just a total Yoda attempt.”

by Grayskull February 8, 2019

Assassination Attempt

Remember that fight in Vinland saga between Thorkell and Thorfin? Remember how Askeladd reflected the sun off his sword to blind Thorkell?

Hym "This has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with any assassination attempts I've heard of but I'm literally Askeladd and you're welcome for that at least."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

Ashoesination Attempt

The throwing of a shoe at a World Leader, or shoeing. In many parts of the World, showing the sole of one's shoe or using shoes to insult are forms of protest.

Both Secretary Hillary Clinton and President George W. Bush have both survived their Ashoesination Attempts, with Clinton being the most recent.

by BoboJones April 12, 2014

Level Thirty Five Roxas Defeating Sephiroth Within Eighty One Attempts: Hades Playthrough Was Ran Within A Hundred And Eighty One Tries: 《¤》The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to Yu-Gi-Oh!

Person 1: Level Thirty Five Roxas Defeating Sephiroth Within Eighty One Attempts: Hades Playthrough Was Ran Within A Hundred And Eighty One Tries: 《¤》The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

First Attempt Syndrome

(usually in Minecraft parkour) when you get super far in a parkour on your first try, but on your later attempts, you start trippin

Yo I think I have a case of First Attempt Syndrome cause after I fell off the parkour that first try, I kept fucking walking off of the one block jumps.

by pussack August 6, 2018

Attempted murder

Accessory after fact to murder

240 Every one who is an accessory after the fact to murder is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for life.

Is highway 146 and 86 in 2008...white windstar two cops one died one injured. Is 1523 attempted murders after running a cop off the road before buying 17 kilograms of meth a crime?

by Cody5050 May 21, 2023

Search String Attempt

The act of using a search engine to find specifically what one is looking for. If the search string is vague it may require multiple attempts with various other search strings.

"It took me 15 freakin search string attempts to find the doco i saw 3 years ago!"

by Richie De Bauchery September 21, 2016