asshattery

a large collection or following of asshats.

That poor girl is such an asshat magnet, she's starting a asshattery.

by vixen9791 August 12, 2006

Asscamper

An asscamper is a fag that leaves his penis in an ass for so long after ejaculating the semon and anal juices (shit) dry and form a crusty bond that can keep the penis stuck for hours and smell up the whole fucking house. An ass camper can also be known as a sticky brown eyed pedro.

Look at all the asscampers in this town blocking all the exit lanes and stinking up all our newly donated george micheal pay stalls in the mens shitter! If they get stuck up in there to much longer they will be legal squatters and we will never make any money off all the autographed wham wet wipe despensers we bought last week.

by Sycowordkiller February 9, 2017

Asshackery

A gaming version of bullshit, when it may seem like other players are hacking because they are getting unreasonable scores and have an advantage over the general public in the game.

Person 1: Dude, I just got spawn-killed 5 times in a row, what the fuck is up with this!?

Person 2: Seems like there's quite a bit of asshackery going on there.

by AGSizzler January 13, 2013

Asstaper

Someone who tap a lot of ass.

Darius is a real asstaper

by Person 4567 November 18, 2019

Asscapper 3000

A tiny pistol placed in ones asshole as a self protection purcaution.

To use the Asscapper 3000

1. Pull pants down

2. Assume crab position

3. Clap ass cheeks to fire

Haley survived being mugged thanks to the Asscapper 3000

by Spoodz February 6, 2020

Asshame

To be ashamed of your ass.

"Man, I'm really asshamed, this mule just won't cut it."

by CrispyMiner September 27, 2020

Asshammed

A form of torture in the Middle East where a caught liar has a ham stuffed up their anus and stretch.

Did you hear about Amir? He got totally Asshammed for lying!

by macattack14 February 4, 2021