AEphi

Aephi girls are some of the most incredible girls on college campuses nationwide. All of their members are definitely beautiful but its the inner light that each of them hold that is an obvious representation of their founding sisters that makes them as tight nit and powerful as these girls obviously are. Boys want them. Girls want to be them.

Frat boy1: "Do you see those girls?"
Frat boy2: "Yea man, you have no chance. Thats Aephi."

by greeklife1 February 26, 2010

partial asphyxiation

when you cut off air supply to the brain. It has been used during masturbating and many people have died from it accidentally. you tie a rope or something around your neck while masturbating then when you come to an orgasm you loosen the rope its supposed to make the orgasm more intense. DON'T TRY THIS..VERY DANGEROUS!!!!!

a. "did you hear about the guy who died while masturbating"
b. "yeah he was trying that partial asphyxiation thing and didn't loosen the rope, poor guy accidentally hung himself.

by hershey nipplez December 17, 2009

Auto Technotic Asphyxiation

Masturbating while strangulating oneself with a USB cable, a mouse wire, or an iPod earphone cord.

"Did you hear about Bill? They found him dead in a hotel room with his iPod cord around his neck. Called it "Auto Technotic Asphyxiation. I suppose the irony is that he was listening to Air Supply at the time."

by angryguntotingmeateater August 26, 2009

Auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation

The act of suffocating one's self with a waist belt in such a way so as to guarantee the complete lack of sexual arousal.

Stephen Colbert's Vasca line of pharmaceuticals, from Prescott Pharmaceuticals, is proud to introduce the Vasca Band. A belt that you place around your neck that constricts your esophagus to prevent finishing your entree and crushes your trachea so you can't order dessert.

Side effects of Vasca Band include: stoppedness of breath, facial bluing and auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation.

by Anti-paradoxical May 18, 2011

assphyxiation

A fart so potent that it causes everyone in the room to choke to death due to it's disgusting odor.

"While watching the Omen, 65 people died due to assphyxiation."

by Jumoma June 3, 2006

asphalt hickey

A scar or road rash caused by crashing and breaking one's fall with one's face or neck.

i.e. crash on the road --> kissing asphalt --> asphalt hickey

I got a sweet asphalt hickey when I endoed during Critical Mass (not wearing my helmet, course).

Wise Confucius say: kiss too much asphalt, get asphalt hickey.

by Jordy M July 7, 2008

asphalt gaming

One of the best , if not, the best MLG pro team in history. "Asphalt gaming" consists of very handsome men except for one.

Yo man we went asphalt gaming on their ass!

by too beast April 4, 2015