arseholed

Extremely drunk (British Slang)

I must have been really arseholed last night, 'cause I don't remember how I got home.

by The Professor June 5, 2003

Ripped him a second asshole

This can also be ripped her a second asshole. Originally this phrase meant to attack someone with vicious and overwhelming brutality but, over time the meaning changed to become to reprimand someone so totally and effectively that it effectively destroyed them. If you have ripped him (or her) a second asshole you have administered the ultimate put down.

Jay, you know that wanker Malcolm ruined the design for the new website? Well the boss called him into his office and ten minutes later Malcolm came out, he was pale and shaking and I think he'd pissed himself! The boss sure ripped him a second asshole and on top of that he got potted!

by Croatalin December 1, 2013

Asshole Hat

(Noun) An imaginary hat worn by people who decide to be an extra big asshole on a particular day.

Example:

(Asshole Driver cuts you off)

You: "Hey thanks Babaganush, i'm glad to see you put your asshole hat on today"

by Kevin587 February 16, 2009

asshole is like a clown's pocket

A really deep asshole.

example: Collen's asshole is so deep, her asshole is like a clowns pocket.
example: Jack's asshole is like a clown's pocket.

by TheOtherBrownMan January 23, 2014

Retarded asshole

A person who is mentality not all there and is a jerk or doesn't care how their actions affect people.

"John stole my homework and ripped it up."
"What a retarded asshole."

by Diamond V June 6, 2018

fuckface asshole

A person whom you are not at all fond of, such as an ex-husband.

I spent almost twenty-five years with that fuckface asshole; so what exactly does that make me?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

class a asshole

class a asshole one who is a straight up asshole one who takes being an asshole to the extreme

my ex girlfriend is a class a asshole when she starts she takes being an asshole to the extreme

by bluebear August 15, 2022