Brown Note Alarm Clock

When one farts/sharts so loud in the morning that it wakes up your wife or significant other next to you.

After having a late night burrito, I got gas so bad that this morning I farted so loud, that I woke up my wife next to me. Thus I created a Brown Note Alarm Clock. Needless to say she was not happy with the accidental Dutch Oven that occurred as well. See also Dutch Oven.

by tsc84124 June 6, 2013

purple burglar alarm

the phrase scottish people can't say

person 1: can you say purple burglar alarm
Scot: purlpe burgalr alamr

by pseudonym6298 February 12, 2022

Missouri alarm clock

The act of taking ones penis and smacking someone in the forehead until they wake up.

I told Dave I would give him a Missouri alarm clock at about 7am.

by angela75 April 6, 2010

Dutch Alarm Clock

1. Being woken up by your girlfriend as she is giving you a blow job.

I awoke with the hot, wet sensation of my girlfriends mouth on my boner. She was giving me a dutch alarm clock.

by Xeneric December 30, 2010

blowjob alarm clock

when you wake up to someone (preferrably a woman) with your dick in their mouth performing fellatio.

wow im gonna have a great day! why? because i got a blowjob alarm clock.

by The Red Hat Kid September 8, 2006

Dog Alarm

A warning device made up of one or more dogs to signal that something is happening outside

My dog alarm goes off whenever someone is at the door, on the sidealk, accross the street, driving down the street, delivering mail, picking up trash, etc., etc., etc., etc,. etc., etc., etc., .....

by macca fan September 30, 2007

vibe alarm

A proximity alarm in rainbow six siege

mate there a vibe alarm there

MATE!

by Matchedscarab November 18, 2020