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Grow a pear

The process of planting a tree that produces a pomaceous fruit of the Pyrus genus. This process can take 6 years, which gives you a lot of time to gain some courage and face your fears.
A: Ed got cold feet and chickened out on us.
B: He needs to grow a pear
A: Then he could make a fruit salad! I love fruit salad!
by JavaJeff March 26, 2016
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Fall apart like a Robert Hall suit

To come unglued, to meltdown, to panic and not know what to do, to become alarmed and do nothing or do the wrong thing.

According to local stories, a gentleman named Robert Hall tailored suits of dubious quality that came apart at the seams in very short order.

Synonym Phrase: The wheels fell off
After leading the league for most of the season, the Phillies will probably fall apart like a Robert Hall suit and finish in last place.
by Stainless Steel Cat May 8, 2008
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Study abeard

A beard grown by a college student while studying abroad.
College student #1: Hey, do you think he's enjoying his semester overseas in Argentina?

College student #2: Well judging by that grizzly study abeard of his I've seen on facebook, there's no doubt in my mind that he is.
by El Libertador November 7, 2010
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Aper

Aper is often used when someone does something that a primate (ape) would do. If someone does a low-iq play, he/she can be called an aper.
Guy 1: *Goes AFK in a chest*
Guy 2: BRO you are such an aper for stayin afk in a chest!!!
by Bot ass bullshit September 1, 2020
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Hot Apartment Syndrome

A term used to describe an apartment that, despite being located in a temperate climate and is equipped with air conditioning, is africa-hot 24/7. Like most sexually transmitted diseases, one is not aware of this disease while viewing the apartment, but rather experience it after sleeping in it one time.

Typically even when you find the source of the heat, there's no way to shut it off and the superintendent, who's a dickbag, laughs as he apologizes at the same time and says sorry. Good thing you signed that 2 year lease last week.
I don't get it! I've been running the AC for 3 days straight at full blast and im still sitting in ball-soup. Its like this place has Hot Apartment Syndrome or some crap.

I don't want to stay at your place tonight, your place has Hot Apartment Syndrome. It's like fucking Zimbabwe in there.
by TPBSpeedwagon August 11, 2010
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Apartment Crawl

It is a party at multiple apartments. Let's say the apartment crawl consists of a total of four apartments. You start at the first apartment on the list, stay until all of the alcohol is gone, and then you move on to the second apartment. You continue this until you have either had enough or have made it through all of the apartments!

Mostly in college towns.

The parties are usually themed. For instance, the apartment crawl can have the theme of "Around the World" and each apartment can have it's own theme. One can be decorated like Paris, another like America, another like Japan, and so on.
Are you ready for the apartment crawl this weekend?

Where are all of the apartments in the apartment crawl?

What is the theme for the apartment crawl this weekend?
by Chickagurl357 May 15, 2014
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Tear That Ass Apart

When a Guy/Girl sees someone attractive and they want to violate them sexually
Ben "Wow look at that, I'm gonna tear that ass apart"
by Sex Pest August 15, 2011
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