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Manager: This note from IT says your login was banned because you haven't watched the phishing awareness video in six months, and you ignore their reminders.
Employee: Those reminders were phishing attempts, sir. I'm fuckin' unphishable because the video is living inside my eyes. Its agreeable calypso backtrack is now the beat of my furious heart. And I see now that you've been compromised by the adversary in their latest attempt to phish me.
Manager: You need to call Cloudcellerate helpdesk right n-
Employee: (stands up really fast) LOOK, THINK, DELETE! SIR! YOU ARE COMPROMISED!
Employee: (approaching manager) LOOK, THINK, DELETE!
Manager: Cool your crazy shit, son. Just needed to see if you've been activated.
Employee: Those reminders were phishing attempts, sir. I'm fuckin' unphishable because the video is living inside my eyes. Its agreeable calypso backtrack is now the beat of my furious heart. And I see now that you've been compromised by the adversary in their latest attempt to phish me.
Manager: You need to call Cloudcellerate helpdesk right n-
Employee: (stands up really fast) LOOK, THINK, DELETE! SIR! YOU ARE COMPROMISED!
Employee: (approaching manager) LOOK, THINK, DELETE!
Manager: Cool your crazy shit, son. Just needed to see if you've been activated.
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Even though I told her I would send the money today,that automated bitch turned off my phone off anyway.
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