Amish Orgy

A large crowd of people packed in a small area, in which everyone is fully clothed and no one is having fun.

"God, did you see that crowd?"

"Yeah man, it was a total Amish orgy"

by StoneCliff March 7, 2012

Amish Donkey Plow

When you are fornicating from behind and you take the other members arms and pull them behind them. Then you proceed to walk them around the room.

Tara was pissed that Travis performed the Amish Donkey Plow on her.

by Evanieser1 January 18, 2009

Amish Shower

When two people engage in sexual concourse beneath a full grown female cow and are about to reach climax, the dominant of the two proceeds to milk the engorged teets of the cow covering the other in unpasteurized milk.

Martha and I found a local farmers field, a Cow and we gave each other an Amish Shower until the morning.

by Lando Calhoun October 23, 2014

amish vagina

Very stretched out vagina from having at least 8 kids naturally.

1. Jesus Christ, the receiver should have caught that pass, he was as wide open as an Amish vagina.

Dude, she may be hot, but she's banged so many dudes she has an Amish vagina, you'd never know when you were inside!

by Sparty911 October 26, 2019

Electronically Amish

To refuse to buy the latest gadgets and stick with the previous generation.

Joey: Fuck smart phones, cellulars are better for me. Steve:Screw PS3, this PS1, beeatch! Latest gadget buyer: You guys are so Electronically Amish.

by Makoto_1999 October 23, 2010

poser amish

noun; A person who thinks it's cool to dress amish, but still uses electricity.

"Poser amish getting out her minivan again!"

by Shibby September 8, 2005

Amish Handyman

Someone giving a handjob during a power outage, when there's nothing else to do.

"Shit, the lights went out. Who wants to be my Amish Handyman?" Jeff exclaimed. "Go with Christ."

by Fobill April 22, 2010