Functioning alcoholic

When one can be drunk every night and still be completely function able the next day

Nate went out every night this week and got totally shit faced. He still got to work the next morning at 8... He's a functioning alcoholic

by Tater tot 5190 June 30, 2014

alcohol

Any of a class of chemical compounds having the general formula ROH, where R represents an alkyl group and -OH a hydroxyl group. Most commonly refers to ethanol, which you can drink to forget how much your life sucks, and methanol, which you can drink when you remember.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

Alcohol

The antidote to reality.

reality is for people that can't handle drugs and alcohol.

by SuperTech August 27, 2006

alcoholic

Someone who drinks in the shower.

That motherfucker was drinking a keystone in the shower. That motherfucker is an alcoholic.

by Motherfucker Dick October 19, 2008

Alcohollanders

People from Holland which consume a lot of alcohol. A group of people who are in the center of attention at parties and other gatherings.

-Hey, who are those guys? There making a lot of noise, playing their music loud and making a party of everything.
--They are Alcohollanders!
-I want to be like that..

by Alcohollander October 27, 2008

Alcoholesbianism

Drinking so much that the sex of someone does not matter as long as they have lips.

"How was the party?"
"oh kicking, but there was some alcoholesbianism going on, girls making out all over the place"
"sweet as"

by Thomthegreat December 17, 2008

alcohol face

the medical term for the bloating of the facial area due attending college and spending the first semester drinking 24/7. and every semester henceforth.

girl 1: yo have you seen Zach lately?
girl 2: yea, he's got mad alcohol face. what a shame.

by half-pint havoc May 17, 2011