The Agents

The Agents are a big federal organization which hunts down outlaws and paranoid teenagers or adults

For a normal and sober person they are fictional or blend in very well in our world but actually they are rouge creations made by the ushevite

The only real way to know if the agents are hunting you is to be tripping balls. When you finally see them it is common to experience intense panic or paranoia for a few seconds, thinking that they will bust yo ass but this symptom can be easily avoided if you rush to a safe house
If you start to see The Agents even when you are completely sober it is likely that you suffer from the agent disease which can lead to non-stop paranoia, fear, nausea or the feeling to be non-stop high so you can sense the agents from a larger radius

Doro: I am hungry wanna go grab something to eat?
Mario: Nah bro I think that the agents are coming for me I'm going home

by Bradorko March 24, 2019

agent 47

The real Agent 47 is David Bateson, not Vin Fucktard Diesel.

Hey did you hear about the new Hitman movie coming out?

Yeah it should be awesome.

Not quite.

Why?

Agent 47 is gonna be that meatwad Vin Diesel. He should be portrayed by the man they modeled him after, David Bateson.

by 75475645 December 8, 2006

skank agents

A ska band, originated in San Diego. Best ska band ever.

Oh man The Skank Agents are freaking awesome.

by Anonymous October 23, 2004

Free Agent

A person who practices polyamory in a way that tends to separate, compartmentalize, or isolate all of his or her romantic relationships from one another, treating each as a separate entity. A free agent often presents himself or herself as "single" or behaves in ways which are typically associated with the behavior of a single person even when he or she has romantic partners, and often does not consider the potential impact of new relationships upon existing relationships when deciding whether or not to pursue those new relationships.

Commentary: Some believe there are not necessarily two distinct styles of polyamory, those of Free Agent and Family-Oriented. But rather there is a continuum with Free Agent on one end and Family-Oriented on the other. Most people fall somewhere in the middle to one side or the other, with extreme examples of Free Agent resembling casual sex partners or friends with benefits where the partners have no contact and possibly even no knowledge of each other (but an acknowledgement of an open relationship or no sexual committment); and extreme examples of Family-Oriented resembling Polyfidelitous relationships where any new partner of anyone in the Polyfidelitous group automatically has an equal relationship with all other members of the group. Some people are capable of having relationships of varying degrees of emotional intimacy and may slide along the continuum at different times with different relationships.

John is dating Sally and Suzy, but Sally and Suzy have not met and do not know each other and John does not consult Sally or Suzy when deciding to take on more partners. John is a Free Agent

by Joreth April 8, 2010

Argentine Tango

1. A true lead-follow partner dance that's above the ballroom experience, in that it allows improv and avoids patterns.

2. A dance of one heart and 4 legs.

3. A dance where two people can walk with mindfulness as they enjoy exotic music.

"I dance Argentine Tango because its like having good sex with your clothes on"

by Once Again March 17, 2013

president agent orange

A (so called) term of endearment for the so called 45th President of the United States.

"I just want to thank President Agent Orange for perpetuating all of the evil that you've been perpetuating throughout the United States," -Busta Rhymes

by Alx42 February 12, 2017

free agent

A guy that isn't tied to a single woman. Someone with no attachments.

Friend: Yo, that girl is checking you out.
You: Alright dog, I'ma go over there and let her know I'ma free agent.

or

Mom: When are you getting married?
You: I'ma free agent.

by hakuma April 11, 2004