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Affaf

An adorable shy girl with twinkling eyes and a quirky sense of humour. Affafs are generally very quiet but can have some profound stuff to say when need be.
Guy 1: "Wow, she's a total affaf"
by lenafuckingdunham February 4, 2014
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cuckold affirmation

An event held by a woman who practices cuckoldry. This event is generally composed of a cuckold affirmation ceremony which has vows and rings or jewelry exchange. Typically there is some type of after-party and then a "Cuckymoon"
Betty has been cuckolding her husband Ken for several years. She loves her husband but find him to be sexually inadequate or boring. Betty has a boyfriend Tom and decides that she wants to make her status as a cuckoldress "official".

Betty decides she wants to hold her own cuckold affirmation. She and her husband plan out the event, invite some of their friends who know about their special marriage.

On the special day they hold a ceremony in their home. At the cermeony Betty asserts her rights as a cuckolding or hot-wife. During the vows Betty affirms her sexual rights and freedoms while Ken pledges his support for his wife's sexual freedom while he must remain faithful to her. Betty's boyfriend Tom promises to provide Betty with the sexual pleasure and satisfation that her cuckold husband cannot.
There is then a party afterward. That evening Betty and Tom go on their Cuckymoon.
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affifa

Affifa is a smart , attaractive , organized, pious, girl with silky hair on top and anger on her nose but seeking love with delicacy and grace.
oh how organized its obviously Affifa
by Haadi June 27, 2016
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Life Affirming Shit

Life Affirming Shit (LAS)
A bowel movement or shit that is so fulfilling and so complete that you have an overwhelming desire to find a scale because you know you dropped a pound or two.

The taking of a shit that brings an overwhelming sense of joy or peace.

When your colon gives an extra 20%
AM. Whats up BP. You goode?
BP. I am now, my lady issues just cleared with a life affirming shit, bring awn the skinny jeans!!

BP. How was the work out?
AM. Goode a little strange, in the middle of it i had to take a life affirming shit. Made the final weigh in look really goode.

AM. BP you can get that sense of peace and joy, if while taking a dump, you just rock up in your tippy toes. A normal dump will be come a life affirming shit, that little tilt gives you that extra 20%.
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Gang affiliated

Gang affiliated means that you have connections with a gang, means that you are part of a gang, or associating gangs
JJ: Ay yo my G, are you gang affiliated?

GG: No yeah for sure numbnuts, I told you I affiliated with the Crips yo.
by JJurOGforReal June 18, 2022
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The Afifa

Ben: "I think I have found the Afifa"
Kevin: "Great bro, go marry her"
Ben: "Okay"
by theWolf August 13, 2015
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affinity

a natural attraction between persons.
the same basis as 'chemistry'
Jacob "man, i wish i had the same relationship is Jess and Jay."
Joe "its affinity man"
by Matt March 7, 2005
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