Adulting

Doing minor adult things while being backed by a true adult. I.e. parent or gaurdian.

Jake was tired of adulting at his 10-2 job to pay his share of the car insurance.

by Dadthedick January 22, 2018

Adulting

It's a special thing you get when you turn 18. It lets you be in charge. It also makes you a leader. How? By Adulting!!

Child: Dad, how come you are in charge?
Dad: because I'm an adult.
Child: but how do you become a person in charge?
Dad: by Adulting!

by Dear bob August 29, 2020

aducktion

When a man/woman are sexual with a duck

James had an aducktion when he was at the pound

by darkdrummer9 January 8, 2005

Adulting

When you take charge of a situation and become the responsible Adult

Fam, I’m done with being responsible, You’re going to be Adulting today

by MrFumez September 22, 2019

Abolution

What atheist scientists who don't believe in evolution actually believe in.

Combination of evolution and Abolish.

Hey dude we should abolish evolution...... would be great.
Lets help build abolution.

by editiorial editor November 4, 2009

Adulting

Getting punished for being a responsible human

Energy company denies my electronic payment when I try to pay. Several days later, energy company takes my electronic payment (after I've mailed a check because electronic payment didn't work)... but it costs $35 to stop payment on a paper check. #adulting

by brittanybbg October 27, 2016

Self Adulation

One of the great reasons that Jesus isn't going to barge in any time soon and destroy the world. Due largely to the success regarding the saturation of Christianity (and affiliated ideas)in human belief and every day life. Whether acknowledged or not.

Big clue: Jesus cannot worship himself. Thus cannot be re-born into this world currently.


Talk amongst yourselves!

The self adulation paradox really gets the ecclesiastic control freaks in a snit.

It is possible to: "WWJD"

It isn't at all possible to: "I am the fucking second coming of Christ, do as I command" (For reasons beyond such psychological mutation being nothing more than "Caa-rack Nigga" reasoning).

by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008