Skip to main content

A Christmas Story Miracle

When you take an icicle from the freezer stick it up your partner's vagina or anus then proceed to lick it. Thus becoming stuck like the kid from A Christmas Story.
Joey was triple dog dared to give Aggie a Christmas Story Miracle, he was stuck to her coochie for hours.
by ModestAnus July 3, 2015
mugGet the A Christmas Story Miracle mug.

a Dave story

a really bizarre anecdote that someone pulls out of their ass, or maybe it's real.
Oh what an X-files story. It sounds like a Dave story.
by Mecachis June 2, 2018
mugGet the a Dave story mug.

A Jake story

A story that in some aspects could maybe be true but is mostly an exaggeration
"Man that chick was sucking my dick upside down down." "Man stfu that shit has to be a Jake story!"
by Big_Dick_Bee420 March 15, 2023
mugGet the A Jake story mug.
When connections between two objects, an individual or an object, or even two individuals are paired. And regardless of the lack of romance, it presents a better love story than the story from Twilight. Objects could be toothpaste and toothbrush, car and person, toilet paper and shit, dustpan and brush...and many more
Ex 1
-Look at John and how he obsessed he is with his car..
-So, it is still a better love story than twilight
Ex 2
-You paid a prostitute to have sex with you?
-still a better love story than twilight
by donthate123 April 27, 2014
mugGet the still a better love story than twilight mug.

Cool Story Noob (a.k.a CSN)

Term used among friends (not close) to indicate how much you don't care about the story they tell.
Ishan: "I had to do me computer science today"
MING: "Cool Story Noob (a.k.a CSN)"
by MGtheGANG November 26, 2011
mugGet the Cool Story Noob (a.k.a CSN) mug.

National Screen Shot A Whole Snap Story Day

This takes place on not just Snapchat but other sites as well such as Instagram. Happens on October the 30th-31st!
I can’t wait for National Screen Shot A Whole Snap Story Day.
by TheUrbanTeller2 October 30, 2020
mugGet the National Screen Shot A Whole Snap Story Day mug.

roblox story but the main character has a brain

A "original" twist on dumb roblox stories where the protagonist knows what is going on, predicts what happens next, unfortunately has to follow along barely with the story and the other characters think the protagonist is crazy.
hey bro have you seen that "totally new and original video" that's called "roblox story but the main character has a brain?"
by thiscatisd September 12, 2022
mugGet the roblox story but the main character has a brain mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email