Zhing-Zhong

n. cheap, fake or sub-standard products of Asian origin. These kind of products are mainly rejects from mass production in China that are dumped on struggling markets.

1.Can't believe those batteries I bought for the watch yesterday died already, they must be zhing-zhong.

2.This bag is fake, it says "Kervin Klein" and the handle looks like it will break any time.

by diddy47 November 29, 2007

Zhongli

geo daddy. best geo daddy who gives visions to hot people only.

“its not like I like you or something Baka!”
“Rock me zhongli.”

by theresa coconut June 1, 2021

Zongo

A person that stacks money but doesn’t everyone to know about it, it can also be used as a term of sometimes lazy and on it to fight a lot

I swear he’s Zongo/ he’s a Zongo let’s go

by Fnafer011 May 8, 2020

zilong

style name of Zhao Yun, a warrior from the Three Kindoms

by Yukira Tsurama June 24, 2003

Zhong

1. A guy who sleeps a lot and is unreliable.
2. Someone who is very hyper.
3. A term for someone who gets his sandwich stolen by seagulls.
4. Slang for derp.

1. Let's play a game Zhong! ..Zhong?
2. YES WOHOOO GOGOGO DAMMN BOII! - Dude, stop being such a Zhong.
3. Hahaha that seagull stole his sandwich! What a Zhong!
4. Just zhonging around.

by EoN D June 18, 2013

Zongalongas

Another word for tits. If a girl has big boobs, she has big zongalongas.

1st person: Hey kid, did you see that chick earlier? 2nd Person: Hell yea, ol' girl had some zongalongas.

by goonieabanks March 25, 2013

Zonged

•The release of built up seamen being sucked out so good that instant unconsciousness occurs.

•When eyes are opened double vision occurs for a concerning amount of time.

•The overamp that occurs After hitting the Zong Bong converted to a Quag

"Bree sucked Eddie's dick so good that when he Zonged he was worried he might go blind"

"Nothing got done today because we both hit the Zong and Zonged!"

by Breeze.Way December 13, 2016