Channel hopping unit that measures the time that lapses while scanning through two different television channels with the remote control.
by rperazag May 25, 2010
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Space captain who believes himself to be irrisistable to women.
Constantly coming out with priceless lines.
Space captain who believes himself to be irrisistable to women.
Constantly coming out with priceless lines.
To Kiff about Leela- Soon she'll come crawling back for some sweet sweet candy. (touches rear) Bam!
Branigans law is like branigans love- hard and fast.
TI don't understand branigans law I mearly enforce it
This is turning into one EROTIC half date
Branigans law is like branigans love- hard and fast.
TI don't understand branigans law I mearly enforce it
This is turning into one EROTIC half date
by AdzGod August 8, 2005
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1. Frank Zappa - Revolutionary guitarist/composer/humourist
2. A little white cute fluffy maltese poodle somewhere in South Africa
2. A little white cute fluffy maltese poodle somewhere in South Africa
Frank Zappa is dead
by Callan Wolff January 17, 2004
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Get the zappeh mug.Of or like the works or philosophy of American composer, musician and film director Frank Zappa (1940-1993). Much of his music and other work related to new and bleeding edges of jazz and other experimental and surreal, often self defined, genres.
by OldUncleMe May 29, 2008
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In most cases it is found that a vampire was bitten by a zombie but in some instances a vampire may bite a zombie before it is fully turned as the decay hasn't started and the zombie is mistaken for a human.
In both cases the subject retains it's original powers as well as receiving the power of the second breed. This leads to zombies that do not decay but retain the beauty and sexiness of a vampire although it eats humans as a zombie would. In other case the subject may decay and lose it's mental faculties, looking and acting as a zombie would, but only bites humans to drink there blood. Many other combinations of powers and characteristics of both can be found in such a cross breed.
Zampires tend to also lose sight of their normal prey and can be found attacking both vampires and zombies as well as the human race with abandon.
By combining the powers of the 2 they become stronger and more dangerous. It is also harder to kill a zampire due to the fact that until the subject is known and studied (which is hard to do with out falling victim to the zampire) it is unknown what their weekness is. In most cases though lopping off the head of a zampire will work in destroying them.
In most cases it is found that a vampire was bitten by a zombie but in some instances a vampire may bite a zombie before it is fully turned as the decay hasn't started and the zombie is mistaken for a human.
In both cases the subject retains it's original powers as well as receiving the power of the second breed. This leads to zombies that do not decay but retain the beauty and sexiness of a vampire although it eats humans as a zombie would. In other case the subject may decay and lose it's mental faculties, looking and acting as a zombie would, but only bites humans to drink there blood. Many other combinations of powers and characteristics of both can be found in such a cross breed.
Zampires tend to also lose sight of their normal prey and can be found attacking both vampires and zombies as well as the human race with abandon.
By combining the powers of the 2 they become stronger and more dangerous. It is also harder to kill a zampire due to the fact that until the subject is known and studied (which is hard to do with out falling victim to the zampire) it is unknown what their weekness is. In most cases though lopping off the head of a zampire will work in destroying them.
J was born a vampire, being the child of 2 very prominant vampires. In his teen years he was attacked by a swarm of zombies in the park. He was bit by one of the zombies during the struggle. Once healed from the bite, his parents noticed a slight change in him. He still looked and acted a lot like himself but there was a noticable changes in his mental functions. Not being as aware as he once was, often found wandering aimlessly. The biggest change in J was that he no longer drew the blood of his victims but ate them whole. Feeding on just the blood of his victims was no longer enough to sustain him. He was now a zampire and needed to be carefully watched.
by notsoS October 16, 2009
Get the zampire mug.When one withdraws from society to drink excessively. Typically one will initiate a zapoi following a mental breakdown. Setting up a zapoi requires several steps
1. Turn off all of your lights and board up your windows
2. Consume cheap vodka and or drugs
1. Turn off all of your lights and board up your windows
2. Consume cheap vodka and or drugs
Example 1:
Me, "My girlfriend just made me watch a broadway play with her parents."
My friend "Jesus you need a zapoi."
Example 2
Me "Jesus Christ I just walked in on Tommy gnawing on a cold hot pocket and sipping vodka on his bathroom floor."
Friend "Just let him be, he's having a zapoi."
Me, "My girlfriend just made me watch a broadway play with her parents."
My friend "Jesus you need a zapoi."
Example 2
Me "Jesus Christ I just walked in on Tommy gnawing on a cold hot pocket and sipping vodka on his bathroom floor."
Friend "Just let him be, he's having a zapoi."
by BuddDwyer6 October 28, 2014
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