The first thing to know about Yuppies is that they have no national or community allegiance; therefore they are International Capitalists who enjoy exploiting the labor of third-world nations for their own private profits. Usually, Yuppies will live in "secured" buildings or a precious "gated community" surrounded by other Yuppies who fear working class retaliation. Yuppies are the bane of all racial minorities and actual Americans because they undermine, subvert and sneer at anyone who does not make $250k a year. Certain Yuppies want so badly the false appearance of being "down" or "hardcore" -- used as a sneaky trick to hide their obviously large paychecks (pejoratively known as a "urban 'hipster' "). But, when push comes to shove they would just call their precious police or cry like little bitches.
Generally speaking, Yuppies love to appear cultured and have roots, when in reality they are just conformist shills willing to do anything and bend over at any command.
Generally speaking, Yuppies love to appear cultured and have roots, when in reality they are just conformist shills willing to do anything and bend over at any command.
Bob: Jim! We need to hire some more compliant Yuppies who will let us use them for our evil goals.
Jim: Yes master. I will see that a new batch are brought in right away, your magnificence.
Bob: Excellent workplace compliance Jim -- sure to reward you many dollars.
Jim: Pleasing my master is the only holy financial goal.
Jim: Yes master. I will see that a new batch are brought in right away, your magnificence.
Bob: Excellent workplace compliance Jim -- sure to reward you many dollars.
Jim: Pleasing my master is the only holy financial goal.
by pickledBUTTOCKS August 24, 2011
yuppie- defined as young urban professional, yet that name is simply not enough to describe the scum they truly are. They have ruined towns in parts of New York, and have simply destroyed boston. South Boston use to be the best place to raise your kids, everyone knew everyone, until the yuppie, decided to take it upon themselves to buy out and destroy and build luxury condo's with extremely outrageous pricing for rent, of course no Bostonian could afford. There fore making irish catholic true south boston residents forced to move out. These yuppies now take south Boston to be a place of party, and a place to get wasted. WRONG, there are still hundreds of teens that end up fighting these rich scummers because daddy bought you an apartment and you can throw house parties... screw the 3 generations of family house next to you with a family of 5 -6 including 2-3 children. i truly believe that these yuppies have truly corrupt the communities of boston.
South Boston 1920's- 1990's
Jimmy pedestrain 1 hey how are
Michael pedestrain 2 i know you your flabbos kid right
South Boston present
Patrick Southbostonian1 hi how are you
Hunter arrogant yuppie1 no response
Blue collarhardworker that was a tough day down the docks
Travisspoonfed yuppiero my dad gave me andother 1000 dollars lets get wasted
Jimmy pedestrain 1 hey how are
Michael pedestrain 2 i know you your flabbos kid right
South Boston present
Patrick Southbostonian1 hi how are you
Hunter arrogant yuppie1 no response
Blue collarhardworker that was a tough day down the docks
Travisspoonfed yuppiero my dad gave me andother 1000 dollars lets get wasted
by IrishCatholicBlueCollar July 19, 2010
Anyone who walks out of a shop with a 15 dollar sandwich and calmly watches the officer take the 500 dollar boot off his vehicle for parking in the wrong place on purpose.
Anyone who thinks that walking their dog at a block party and saying hello to someone else walking their dog is going to get them laid.
Anyone who's so ignorant of traffic that they tell someone "you can't come in here" when they're having one of their stupid little block parties.
In my opinion, yuppie neighborhoods are no better than the ghetto.
Anyone who's so ignorant of traffic that they tell someone "you can't come in here" when they're having one of their stupid little block parties.
In my opinion, yuppie neighborhoods are no better than the ghetto.
by KrazyKurves July 11, 2008
The term came about as an acronym for Young (Y) Urban (U) Professional (P) sometime in the early 1980's.
Yuppies tend to have at least Bachelors degrees (but more common, these days, graduate or professional degrees such as JD's and MBA's) and work in high paying professions such as Law, Accounting, Investment Banking, Engineering etc. Yuppies are known for their conspicous level of consumption and obsession with status symbols.
They tend to reside in urban environs such as Manhattan or San Francisco, but there are also suburban areas that are heavily populated with yuppies (such as Menlo Park/Palo Alto and Marin County, all in northern California).
Often times, Yuppies are "Big Hat, No Cattle" types who pay $2,000 a month to rent a swanky apartment and spend another $1,000 a month financing a luxury car, but at the end of the day have a negative networth because they are so in debt from their student loans and credit card bills.
For a perfect example of the yuppie lifestyle, watch the movie American Psycho.
Yuppies tend to have at least Bachelors degrees (but more common, these days, graduate or professional degrees such as JD's and MBA's) and work in high paying professions such as Law, Accounting, Investment Banking, Engineering etc. Yuppies are known for their conspicous level of consumption and obsession with status symbols.
They tend to reside in urban environs such as Manhattan or San Francisco, but there are also suburban areas that are heavily populated with yuppies (such as Menlo Park/Palo Alto and Marin County, all in northern California).
Often times, Yuppies are "Big Hat, No Cattle" types who pay $2,000 a month to rent a swanky apartment and spend another $1,000 a month financing a luxury car, but at the end of the day have a negative networth because they are so in debt from their student loans and credit card bills.
For a perfect example of the yuppie lifestyle, watch the movie American Psycho.
Prospective Renter: Why are the rents here so high?
Landlord: Because the yuppies are willing to pay top dollar for the prestigous address and the fact that the building is right down the street from all the swanky restaurants, nightclubs, clothing boutiques and cafes.
Landlord: Because the yuppies are willing to pay top dollar for the prestigous address and the fact that the building is right down the street from all the swanky restaurants, nightclubs, clothing boutiques and cafes.
by mplad September 18, 2006
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often mispelled as yuppy, it stands for young urban professional. it is "ie" because it is the opposite of a hippie, therefor adoptes the end spelling in order to amplify its often negative usage in comparison to hippies
by Qwerty April 17, 2004