A small dog that resembles a toupee with legs. Its fur looks like something you would pull out a clogged drain in a bathtub. Often owned by overweight single women due to the fact that it doesn't need as much exercise as most other dogs.
Yorkshire Terriers are dumb, difficult to house break, and tend to be territorial despite the limitations of their size. They often attack strangers and larger animals, disregarding their own size disadvantage. These behaviors are, however, encouraged by their owners because they see it as being "cute".
These dogs are probably the best example of artificial selection. They have weak bone structure which causes them to be unable to survive short falls. They also are known to suffer from things like seizure, liver shunt, and collapsed trachea.
Yorkshire Terriers are dumb, difficult to house break, and tend to be territorial despite the limitations of their size. They often attack strangers and larger animals, disregarding their own size disadvantage. These behaviors are, however, encouraged by their owners because they see it as being "cute".
These dogs are probably the best example of artificial selection. They have weak bone structure which causes them to be unable to survive short falls. They also are known to suffer from things like seizure, liver shunt, and collapsed trachea.
Normal Dog Owner: What the hell is that mop trying to do to my dog?
Yorkshire Terrier Owner: It's dominating. Isn't it cute?
Normal Dog Owner: Well it's going to dominate its way into my dog's stomach if it isn't careful.
Yorkshire Terrier Owner: Help, my dog broke every bone in its body!
Vet: What the hell happened?
Yorkshire Terrier Owner: It jumped off my foot stool!
Yorkshire Terrier Owner: It's dominating. Isn't it cute?
Normal Dog Owner: Well it's going to dominate its way into my dog's stomach if it isn't careful.
Yorkshire Terrier Owner: Help, my dog broke every bone in its body!
Vet: What the hell happened?
Yorkshire Terrier Owner: It jumped off my foot stool!
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When in the act of making al-fresco doggy-style love near the top a cliff, taking one's partner closer to the edge so they push back out of fear, thus intensifying the pleasure. The extra "e" represents the Cliffe area of Holmfirth, a spot favoured by those of an outdoor baby-making persuasion, usually under the guise of walking the dog.
I went out walking t'whippet last night and treated me lass to a Yorkshire Cliffe Banger while I were there.
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Get the Yorkshire Cliffe Banger mug.A large county in Northern England. Sometimes referred to as the "Texas of England" And rightly so, everything is bigger and better in Yorkshire. Origin of various great accents, ratty little yorkshire terriers and the famous yorkshire pudding. It's titular city is York - a popular tourist destination and it's symbol is a white rose. Yorkshire has a historical feud with neighbouring county, Lincolnshire. Yorkshiremen are stereotyped as wearing flat caps and owning whippet dogs and being miserly.
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Get the Yorkshire mug.When you're bang your hoe and you pull out, blow your load, then you catch it and slap her in the face as hard as you can with it.
Is that crazy hoe still nagging you bro. Na, I used the Yorkshire hand grenade, she ain't Donna bother me no mo
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Steven, why are these quarterly reports soaked in mud? This is totally unacceptable!
- Sorry Chancellor, our lass must a' used me Yorkshire Briefcase to carry 'er walking boots
- Sorry Chancellor, our lass must a' used me Yorkshire Briefcase to carry 'er walking boots
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