Yosef

Absolute handsome beast often referred to by women with a pretty good penis always knows a way to the girls heart.

He is such a Yosef insert moan

by Papi I’m too young January 7, 2021

Touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self

The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.

LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!

by KKK Here to Stay! May 31, 2011

check yo self

What you need to do before you wreck yo self.

"Check yo self, 'fo you wreck yo self, 'cause I'm bad for your heath - I come low stealth."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

Yosef

A sexy, badass dude from Israel who knows how to serve up a shot of tequila and give you an orgasm just by staring at you ;-) Not to be confused with arabic Yousufs who think they're hot shots when they're not. YOSEFs are from Israel!

Elise: Hey T check him out he's soo sexy, his name is YOSEF
Tina: I dunno he looks soo mean
Elise: I know it's driving me crazy thinking what he would do to me if given the chance.

by AlphaRomeo* December 6, 2013

yoselyne

i’m in love with this fucking bitch

bro, i love yoselyne

by yesimfr November 11, 2020

Yosef

big ass guy with a m60 and a $30- i mean $50 dollar haircut who throws grenades at you faster than a pngtuber's parents kicking them out

"OH GOD YOSEF IS COMING"
"wait what its wave 10 ALREADY?!"
"bruh we dead af"
*heavy boss music starts playing*

by FarexoZ September 26, 2022

Ice Yo'self

To get into the mindframe where you are creating and making STUFF! Also can be used when telling a friend to just chill out and not overanylyse a situation

You just forget about that guy and ice yo'self

Come around to mine,I got paint and canvas. We can get iced.

by bambeana November 19, 2007