Xylophone Buggery

Anal Sex with the use of a Xylophone or Xylophone sticks.

She buggered herslef in the ass with the hard round ball at the end of the xylophone stick.

by RandyL October 17, 2003

xylene

the stuff in spraypaint that knocks out amateur graffiti artists who don't wear respirators.

whoa, what happened to webstar?
he's having xylene dreams, bro...

by REFUSE TO BE SMART September 27, 2005

xylophagous

(referring to an animal, especially insects or woodworking teachers) feeding on or boring into wood

the woodbug is a xylophagous insect
whoa, Mr. holmes is very xylophagous

by Inuchan October 26, 2006

Xylophus

The rare purple rhinoceros. The purple rhinoceros is very aggressive in nature and will charge at if it feel's threatened. Poached for its thick strangely colored hide, and for its rare black Ivory horn.

Also used to refer to a raging colored male.

the heuk gwai, was a major xyolphus.

and for those not Chinese: Jawrelle was a xylophus after practice yesterday.

by the heuk gwai January 14, 2010

xylophoner

when a male gets an erection while listening to, playing, or just in the presence of a xylophone

When rizwan was playing the xylophone, Alan walked in naked and rizwan got a xylophoner

by TheGrandWizardFromAlabama May 11, 2012

Xylar

The great one

Don't mess with Xylar

by speaking the truth May 24, 2017

xyloh

MATERIAL GWORLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Person 1: do you want chanel 9 boots?
Person 2: Xyloh

by skylar123435454364563456346534 January 9, 2022