Obama: The attacks on tourists and Easter Worshippers in Sri Lanka are an attack on humanity.
Literally anyone else: I didn't know Easter was it's own religion.
Literally anyone else: I didn't know Easter was it's own religion.
by Easterworshipper April 22, 2019
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Guy 2: Yeah, along with some crappy FNAF fanboy's fanfic-mod thing. Yeck.
Guy 2: Yeah, along with some crappy FNAF fanboy's fanfic-mod thing. Yeck.
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That special place in your memory where your perverted uncle first introduced you to a good old fashioned hand job.
by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017
Get the Uncle Hander's Workshop mug.Ass worship, clearly, in worship of the female ass. This practice is usually done when the male buries his face into the luscious ass, enjoying the ass cheeks pressing against his face.
There are a few types of ass worship.
1) The Sandwich: This first method of this step is to have the female lying on her stomach, her ass upwards. The man will proceed to bury his face into the ass. Optional: Someone else will push his face harder into the ass.
2) Against the Wall: A man sits up against a wall and a female backs her ass into his face, making sure her ass is completely smothering his face.
3) The Crab: This position is difficult to describe. The man lies on the floor, facing upwards. The female bends backwards, so that her feet and hands are on the ground, but her stomach is facing the ceiling. The female then rubs her ass into the man's face, once again making sure she is smothering him.
4) The Prayer: A man gets down on his knees and inserts his face into the woman's ass.
Another method of ass worship is for a female to be sitting on a chair, but the majority of her ass is hanging off. The man, on his knees, then digs in.
It is recommended that ass worship is done while the female is either wearing lingerie or a thong. Full pants or nudity is not recommended.
There are a few types of ass worship.
1) The Sandwich: This first method of this step is to have the female lying on her stomach, her ass upwards. The man will proceed to bury his face into the ass. Optional: Someone else will push his face harder into the ass.
2) Against the Wall: A man sits up against a wall and a female backs her ass into his face, making sure her ass is completely smothering his face.
3) The Crab: This position is difficult to describe. The man lies on the floor, facing upwards. The female bends backwards, so that her feet and hands are on the ground, but her stomach is facing the ceiling. The female then rubs her ass into the man's face, once again making sure she is smothering him.
4) The Prayer: A man gets down on his knees and inserts his face into the woman's ass.
Another method of ass worship is for a female to be sitting on a chair, but the majority of her ass is hanging off. The man, on his knees, then digs in.
It is recommended that ass worship is done while the female is either wearing lingerie or a thong. Full pants or nudity is not recommended.
1) The Sandwich: She laid down on the couch, and I shoved my face right into her ass. It's one of the best types of ass worship!
2) She pushed me against the wall and then back her ass right into my face and rubbed it around for a good hour.
3) She did the crab to me for so long, but I enjoyed her ass resting on my face.
4) I love the Prayer method because I can just dig in!
2) She pushed me against the wall and then back her ass right into my face and rubbed it around for a good hour.
3) She did the crab to me for so long, but I enjoyed her ass resting on my face.
4) I love the Prayer method because I can just dig in!
by Facechair April 23, 2009
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Most commonly practiced with the arm muscles, particularly the biceps, triceps, and shoulders.
-Verb
1. Looking upon flexed muscles in admiration, as one would do at a bodybuilding contest.
-Noun
2. A routine of rubbing, caressing, and/or squeezing flexed muscles.
2a. If it's performed in an erotic manner, it might include licking and/or kissing flexed muscles.
3. The enjoyment of feeling your own muscles while you flex them, and admiring their shape.
Most commonly practiced with the arm muscles, particularly the biceps, triceps, and shoulders.
-Verb
1. Looking upon flexed muscles in admiration, as one would do at a bodybuilding contest.
-Noun
2. A routine of rubbing, caressing, and/or squeezing flexed muscles.
2a. If it's performed in an erotic manner, it might include licking and/or kissing flexed muscles.
3. The enjoyment of feeling your own muscles while you flex them, and admiring their shape.
1. My gym partner and I enjoy armwrestling other people who are lean and defined, just for fun, regardless of who wins or loses, and regardless of gender; because as we watch, we're "muscle-worshipping" the other person's arm as it flexes to win.
2. My gym partner is very eager for our daily routine of mutual muscle-worship.
2. My gym partner is very eager for our daily routine of mutual muscle-worship.
by Flex-Studio July 1, 2007
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Parents who never apologize, reprimand, affirm, or offer to pay for damage done by their children. "you brought your kids to my house and they set the dog on fire!, colored my car with magic marker, ripped the pages out of our first edition Pearl Buck's "A Good Earth" to make paper airplanes!" You said, "Aren't they creative?" I mean really WTF? You idolize and "Child Worshipers" these little monsters.
by THE SNICKERDOODLE March 8, 2011
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