Wheezy Skeezy

Discharge as a result of any number of sexually transmitted or venereal diseases, including (but not limited to) ghonnorhea and syphillis.

"I have to change my drawers, it's the wheezy skeezy again."
"That dry cleaners won't clean things with any wheezy skeezy, blood, or fecal matter on them."

by William Scarborough January 2, 2006

wheezed the juice

sticking your head under a soda fountain and drinking from it.

"Hey, that guy just wheezed the juice in that gas station."

by Lany loo December 24, 2008

Winter Wheeze

The rattling, watery sound your lungs make the first time you do something athletic in the Spring.

The run wasn't that hard, once I got past my winter wheeze.

by dextrocardia March 10, 2007

Port Wheezy

A single Newport cigarette

Hook it up wit a port wheezy fo sheezy!

by The Cracka Attacka December 11, 2010

a wheeze and a gasp

When you laugh so much that you are left on the floor practically wheezing and gasping.

Millarhews began wheezing and gasping at unprecedented levels

OJR- "Is that a wheeze and a gasp I hear?"

PJM - "unfortunately yes"

by millarhews March 14, 2020

Carl Wheezer

Jimmy Neutron's best friend, as well as the world's sexiest mf out there.

Person 1: ayo who's that?
Person 2: ohh that's carl wheezer, the beatles 5th member

by jeekii December 1, 2020

wheeze

to mooch, take advantage of, or enjoy without proper consent

1. one might "wheeze the juice" while drinking slurpee straight from the nozle
2."if you're all edged cuz i'm WHEEZIN off your grindage just chill" = if your upset cuz i'm moochin off of you, relax.

by cibyl June 20, 2003