wailing whale

When two fat people are having sex on the beach and the man gives her a screaming seagull and she wails in pain like a whale

Jerry: i gave my girl a wailing whale yesterday.
Scott: wait the fat chick you are going out with.
Jerry: fuck you.

by Glenn quagmire November 18, 2014

Whaling

While skinny dipping you dive under water and make sure that your rear end breaks the surface while letting out a fart. If successful this will mimmick a whale blowing out air.

You're really good at whaling bro!

Wanna see a trick I just learned? It's called whaling!

by Rolffa September 5, 2023

Vagg-Wailing

Jack hammer style pounding on the pussy.

Last night i went vagg-wailing and now i got stank dick.

by Hifoe May 2, 2016

whaling

Industry practised by Japan, Norway, Iceland and Russia, which affords Greenpeace a badly needed opportunity to do something useful.

The Japanese have resumed whaling again. Whether Greenpeace will get off their anti-GM backsides and hop in the dinghies again is another matter.

by Fearman April 11, 2008

Whaling

Getting rid of the whales in a group of girls to increase your chances of scoring with one of the more pleasing girls in the group.
Usually achieved by filling the whale/s with enough booze to cause passing out, or by handing them a McDonalds coupon for a value meal down the street.

Hot girls always have whale friends at the club so me and the guys went whaling and cleared them out so we could get with the babes

by Zac47 May 4, 2010

Wailing Wanks

Also known as Frightened Masturbation or The Screaming Skeets. It happens while on 24 hour acid trip, when one starts to jerk off and sees a extremely scary hallucination and subsequently starts scream while still jerkin it.

Kyle was so f-up I could hear him suffering through the wailing wanks in the room next door.

by w@mMy s@ndw1cH?!1! May 24, 2006

wailing juanita

A wailing Juanita is a woman who screams excessively loud during intercourse to such a degree she garners the attention of neighbors and those passing by.

Suzy became such a wailing Juanita during one night with Mike that her neighbors complained and she made children on the street cry.

by Tree Dollars September 2, 2013