A Mike Wazowski is when a girl/boy takes a selfie, but only feels as though it is relevant to put the corner of their face in the picture and not their whole face. Usually, only one eye is visible.
Boy 1: Have you seen Shane's new Facebook profile picture?
Boy 2: Yeah dude, he was doing a Mike Wazowski.
Boy 2: Yeah dude, he was doing a Mike Wazowski.
by Kattii December 29, 2015
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Get the wazzock mug.The only true Religion, Mike Wazowski is the true God. Disrespecting him is unforgivable and will result in being banished to the Anti-Rice Barry Bee Benson.
Person1: Why is that bloke so majestic?
Person2: Oh that old lad? He’s part of the Wazowskism religion
Person1: He’s been immediately invited to crack open a cold one with me and the boys *tear rolls down cheek*
Person2: Oh that old lad? He’s part of the Wazowskism religion
Person1: He’s been immediately invited to crack open a cold one with me and the boys *tear rolls down cheek*
by _Lil Goose_ June 26, 2018
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The phenomena in which people remember something a certain way but in reality it was never that way at all. Remember those memes mid 2020 where people would edit Mike Wozowski from Monsters Inc and give him two eyes instead of the one that he actually had. That meme became really popular, so much so that it was first image that would pop up when you would look up Mike Wozowski. This caused massive confusion, making Mike with one eye look unnatural.
Johnny: I thought Curious George had a tail, why doesn’t he have a tail?
Bryan: You’re a victim of the Mike Wazowski Effect my friend.
Bryan: You’re a victim of the Mike Wazowski Effect my friend.
by The Johnnyman March 1, 2021
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