wait what

And exclamation when someone suddenly realizes something isn't right.

Person1- Dude, I like, cha...
Person2- Cool.
Person2- Wait, what?

by Jason44 June 21, 2005

Waiter's Crack

A severe chaffing or irritation of the anal area due to a combination anal hair, moist conditions and quick movement. usually occurs during busy or extended sessions of waiting tables. Usually causes great discomfort and can affect an individual's walk while symptom's are persist. Generally affects men. Also known as waiter's butt or waiter's ass

I think Steve has waiter's crack, look at the way he is walking.

by Cuchara October 10, 2006

Wednesday Waitress

A girl that is not very attractive (of uninspiring beauty, plain jane). Unsuitable for working as a waitress on Friday or Saturday.

Person A: Did you see that girl?

Person B: What Girl?
Person A: Nevermind, Wednesday waitress.

by Adamorals May 27, 2009

Go wait in the truck

The equivalent of a time-out. This phrase is used towards a person who is negatively impacting the event you are at. It is often directed towards drunk people. It can also be used to mean that the person who is assisting you in a task is utterly incompetent or useless.

Steve: "I'm gonna fuckin' fight that fucker! He fuckin' spilled beer on my elbow!"
Dave: "Steve, you're drunk. Why don't you just go wait in the truck."

OR

(Some friends are assembling IKEA furniture)
Mark: "So this looks like you put the plastic thing in the end with the wood thing and then tighten it with the metal thing."
Joe: "You're holding the instructions upside down, asshole, and it's called an Allen Wrench. Why don't you just go wait in the truck."

by Serequel August 11, 2012

Kept you waiting, huh?

Snake is keeping you waiting, huh? You can't wait any longer. But he continues to keep you waiting, huh?

Where's Snake? I don't know. Probably kept you waiting, huh?

by TheBananaFactory September 11, 2020

booty call waiting

(noun) When the person you are sleeping with enters into a relationship with someone else and you have to wait for it to end in order to continue having sex with them.

She found herself a man, and I got put on booty call waiting.

by Big MAC w/ special sauce aka Al Havanother December 25, 2007

Dude... Wait, what?

A commonly said phrase by someone who is nicely baked when they are unaware of the situation.

(while high)
Angel:(slowly) Hey so you wanna go grab some pizza, i'm pretty hungry, aaaannndd i want some pizza. you hungry for some pizza?
Daniel: Dude... Wait, what?
Angel: You wanna get some pizza?
Daniel: Alright, but i'm not sharing.

by pomtea September 26, 2008