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1. Noun: The greatest invention ever. Of all time. The most holiest of breakfast foods, the light in the age of darkness, the diamond in the rough. The food of champions.
2. Verb: To waffle: to hit a monkey with a small stick made of brass
They were waffling, but the monkeys ran away, so they went to have some waffles.
Waffle by Braavosi April 30, 2003
To get your face smashed in to the back of the cage of the cop car.
Cop: So John do you like waffles?

John: Yes, I love waffles.

*cop slams on brakes and John's face slams into the cage*
waffle by rolenrules5 May 13, 2006
A really awesome person, who pretty much is loved by everyone, yet is over looked.
Wow, I never noticed but she's a waffle.
waffle by Ivy2008 July 26, 2006
To crack, or under achieve under pressure. To set the bar high, and knock it down every damn time. The never ending loser.
The Toronto maple Leafs have waffled every season since 1967.

The Leafs are real waffle's this year.

That Phaneuf is a real waffle. Why did they trade for him
Waffle by waffleman123 January 22, 2011
a n00b after being pwned.
i ate that waffle with some n00bsauce
waffle by Hawk666 February 18, 2007
slang for "wow fool"
If someone were to say something particularly idiodic, one might reply "waffle!"
waffle by bryciey December 13, 2008