Wopness Monster

A raging Italian-American. Signs of a wopness monster are: excessive pasta consumption, meatball sucking, extreme shoulder movement, knowledge of Italian curse words, has an Italian last name, and is at least 50% Italian. Can be used affectionately or offensively. Derived from wop. See also: dago, guido, guinea.

Randy: Everyone, meet The Wopness Monster

Dan: Hey shuddup ya friggin pistolino!!

Brad: Hey Dan, go suck on a meatball!

Dan: Sure thing buddy--hey wait a minute!

Brad: HAHAHA!!

Dan: Hey yanno what! Andate tutti a 'fanculo!!

Randy: What a guido
Brad: You said it.

by D.J.P. September 23, 2008

woperchild

A non-sexist way of saying "woman".
"woman" has the word "man" in it, so it becomes "woperson",
"woperson"has the word "son" in it , so it becoms "woperchild",plural:"woperchildren".

Ah man, those woperchildren ruined my day.
My woperchild cheated on me.

by bambuk1000 January 11, 2019

woopee

A loving sexual harassment with jokes.

hey babe, lets woopee

by Datmanstar March 20, 2017

wopper

A black chick with blonde pubes.

Man I fucked this ho Shaniqua last night, she was iight 'cept she was a hella wopper.

by cumshotcutie August 19, 2003

Wopped

When you are so fucking high you can smell what you’re hearing then you take a big rip off the minty juul pod and the menthol just absolutely fucks ur throat then you take a big ass sip of cold water and sink into the couch

Bro last night I was so keyed then I smacked the juul and I was fuckin wopped my nigga

by Juulsmackcrackjack April 20, 2018

no woeeiwa

E-slang for no worries. Originally caused by a left hand out-of-alignment over the keyboard.

A: Oopsy. I should have told you earlier about your wife's water breaking. She's had twins. Sorry about that.
C: No woeeiwa~ Ir'a LL FOOS.

by Enward October 11, 2005

Woped

v.
also: wope
past participle of wipe
nonstandard; alternate form of wiped

The improvisational smearing of excess bodily fluid, mucus, or other excretion on the nearest most convenient surface, object, or location.

Example Sentences:

1. He wasn't at all hungry, so he woped the great big boogey in his armpit for later retrieval.

2. I hope you don't mind, but you ran out of toilet paper so I woped my ass with your cat.

3. When I finished fucking your girlfriend's brains out I woped my dick on the bedroom curtains, and left.

by Not-So-Innocent Bystander May 2, 2012