Pistachio Wallop

A sex act in which a heated pistachio, walnut, or other sort of nut is inserted into the rectal or vaginal cavity and then forcibly broken.

"Bitch, I'ma give you a pistachio wallop!"

by Gordoandbrian January 1, 2004

pack a wallop

powerful sex skills of a female, ability to make 'short work' of the male! -humbling of the most cocky 'stud'

cheryl really packed a wallop with the gear she possessed! she left john in a spent, babbling heap crying for his mama!

the two salivated and speculated (great phrase!) that judy could pack a wallop!

jane's sex skills didn't quite pack such a wallop when she was 'doing' a woman!

rosanna ground the poison out of him with vigor! she packed quite a wallop!

by michael foolsley August 17, 2010

white wallop

white wallop is a gang initiation where the man has to cover his face with the cum of the dogs from german hotplate and then get blood in from his gang

little bunny is about towhite wallop to greatness

by sanxity June 11, 2019

Willy wallop

The action of absolutely totaling someone or something with ones dick.

Guy 1: "Holy shit man, I got so mad at this game yesterday I still cant believe what I did to my monitor"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "I decided to hit it with a Willy wallop, I regret doing it now"

by Dogonduck September 29, 2021

Fatty wallop

To score a goal in a game of pork skin.

I say, our team got a fatty wallop against New England, my dear boy.

by Onesto November 28, 2021

Kentucky Mushroom Wallop

When a group of men hit you in the face with their dicks

I have a black eye from the Kentucky Mushroom Wallop the football team gave me

by Spidey81 January 24, 2018

Us-Slam-Wallop-Boom

When a Muslim country fails at something. Its the equivalent of saying 'You got knocked the fuck out" (from the movie "Friday") when someone 'kicks your ass'. Rhymes with Us-salam-allik-Oom.

Pakistan got Us-Slam-Wallop-Boomed out of Kargil heights.

by Wansapanatyme February 5, 2023