valorant player

valorant player
(noun)
(derogatory)

ur a valorant player

by therealwoahvicky March 21, 2021

velour

a towel like material that feels amazing. best worn as bed clothes or lazy clothes for their soft velvety feel. comfy to the max. though not yet proven, velour may have healing powers.

velour however is not goofy

stevie dave had a cold and wore his velour socks to bed. in the morning he felt 95% better.

sarah saw a pile of velour clothes in a shop. the shop manager found her fast asleep in the middle of the velour mountain 3hours later. she was banned from the shop. she didnt care, shed never felt better

by loofooloo December 1, 2006

Ball Vapour

A lucid synonym for the function and after-effects of testicular perspiration. The term ball vapour should specifically refer to the visual phenomenon of steam rising from a set of sweaty testicles - typically within a climate much cooler than the average ballsack. Ball vapour is less common in countries that experience year-round warmth or extensive home central-heating systems. Northern European countries such as Norway, Sweden and Scotland have been epicentres of the ball-vapour phenomenon for many years.

Ball vapour swirled through the air as my sweaty nuts glistened in the winter moonlight.

by Gaberdeen February 3, 2010

velouria

A song by the pixies

by Evan McDowell August 26, 2003

Valaurax

Valaurax adj

1. A Valaurax is someone that is free of any limitations of fear, doubt, inability etc.

2. Someone who pushes themselves to do what he wishes on doing, while others criticize him to being unable to do something as such.. Yet most of the time these sort of people are successful anyway and these people often have strong self-belief & self-confidence, these people are NOT cocky or over-confident.

3. Valaurax~Philosophy, The 'DJ' name of a young music composer/artist (The Origin Of The Word Comes From Him)

The Patient Would Be Considered A Valaurax In The Following Example:

Doctor - "I'm sorry, but you'll never be able to move again"
Patient - "I'll walk out of this hospital before Christmas"

True Story, the man walked out of the hospital before Christmas & the doctors were at a loss of explanation

by Giorgi December 25, 2008

vajournal

A place where a woman keeps all the memories of the men she has had sexual relations with.

Well Sarah, you can put that one right in the vajournal.

by Luhnce godfrey January 18, 2018

Vatour

Not your usual black person, he strives hard to get to his goals and quote me one day he will have bands, I mean shit stacks of money. He is not so good with girls but he can pull any black girl, he values his brothers a lot and he is very energetic and he might seem crazy but he's a very good person to know

Somebody: "WOW he's rich"
Someone else: "yeah I told him he wasn't gonna be rich but this happened he's such a loser"
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Somebody: "fuck you vatour is my love and if you touch him ill f you up"

by Jreedo December 12, 2021