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Valencia High School

Holy fucking shit the boys bathroom is terrible and I love it. Cracka they got no fucking soap dispensers and half the locks are broken. Even the urinals are shit cause you gonna get ass fucked. If you gotta take a shit then good luck self cleaning the toilet because the piss is everywhere, almost as if they did it intentionally. Penis butt penis penis butt big penis dick nuts and butt penis.
Cracka: Bruh you go to Valencia High School?

Penis butt: Yes, the bathroom is shiet but damn my cock too long tho.
by Katiehill60cents October 14, 2019
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Valencianism

This is a new, real religion of tea lovers. It will change your lifestyle and your mind - you just need to JOIN us right now (or you'll never understand truly meaning of 42).
Praise Saint Valencia! Follow Valencianism! Drink tea (and get poisoned)!
by Saint_Valencia May 25, 2020
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Valencia Omelette

To store a Tupperware full of semen in a communal fridge.

Derived from the practice of Valencia school students who store semen samples in publicly-accessible cold-storage facilities.
Man, I’ve just found a Valencia Omelette in the fridge - I’m going to HR!
by Buggles21 May 8, 2021
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Valencia

She is very kind and very sexy. Makes you feel like the ruler of the world. AMAZING in bed and so damn smelly. We love her, she’s muy bueno. Careful, she’s a Valencia.
Poopy poopy!
Valencia! It’s you!

Yeah it’s me, you’re my friend.
by mintapplemouthwash November 22, 2021
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valencia

Valen is a very beautiful girl inside out. She is smart, loved by everyone, independent, cool, and envied by many due to her perfection in many things. She has a beautiful face that I will never get bored of even if I stared at it for hours. Her smile is everything and gives out a ray of sunshine to everyone looking at her. She is sometimes shy with her closest ones and a little mysterious at times, but that is what makes her every action and affection special. Valen is also always there in times of need and will never let anyone down. She is the perfect friend for anyone looking to have a bestfriend and a perfect partner to any lucky guy that can melt her heart.
bete is very lucky to have valencia in his life.
by beteee November 22, 2021
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valencia

A beautiful name. If you atleast have a friend named Valencia, they are the funniest person and also very loyal.
Someone: HELP THIS EMOTE LOOKS LIKE IM POOING-
Valencia: *shaets*
Someone: HLEP YOUR SO FUNNY.

If they atleast play roblox, always play with them.
Valencia
by anonymous August 28, 2022
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valencia

famous for being tepi's baddie egirl but nobody has her @

terrible at Minecraft and only seen playing bed wars with tepi/wtho on hypixel
pictures of her show she's actually really pretty and tepi isn't a capper
valencia is playing 3s with luigi and wtho again!
by tapsudo March 27, 2023
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