utilafeet

The use of ones feet as all purpose or utility limbs, often done by an individual who has lost their arms or hands or use of their limbs. Utilafeet are used for eating, writting, combing hair, typing, and of course basic locomotion.

"I know I should be more tollerant but I can't use that keyboard after Stacey used her utilafeet on it all day"

by mummbles April 20, 2006

Utica Hand Job

-act of mutual masterbation involving (a) one of many closeted gays or child molesters in Utica NY, (b) a member of the local Utica government including but not limited to UPD, and (3) internet porn containing extreme depictions of BDSM, bestiality, kiddie porn, and incest, usually all at once.

-person who writes inflammatory comments on topix, especially in Utica

-yo,man, Fat Eddie just got picked up for giving Labelly a Utica Hand Job.

-bitch just insulted me! what a utica hand job.

by utica hand job June 19, 2010

utica

A city in Upstate New York. My grandfather lives there. It is a very Italian town, I think that gives it charecter, but you can come up with your own conclusions about that. Utica is an all american town. For such a small city (about 60,000) it has a lot of interesting things about it, utica sausauge, utica pizza. It's a decent place.

Utica is between Syracuse and Albany

by finaticguy120 July 17, 2005

Utica, NY

A city located in the central part of New York state that was built atop a toxic waste site. Everybody who lives there is retarded and has a sulfuric BO smell.

Let's move to Utica, NY. I heard they have some cross eyed, ripe smelling young ladies who know how to make change at the supermarket most of the time.

by Tom Bradley May 28, 2008

Utica

A city in Central New York. Can be found on the Top 400 Up and Coming Cities in America list. Brews the worlds finest lager, Utica Club. Though the cultural mecca of New York, Uticans are not familiar with the upstate term "steamed hams."

"I'll see you in Utica!"

"Huh?"

by [CUA]Todd007 November 10, 2004

uioasdfghjklzxcvbnm

the true meaning of qwerty/wasd battle. It is found by pressing every single letter on the keyboard except qwerty and it is the true show of dominance of your best mates dad.

"if your not careful im going to uioasdfghjklzxcvbnm your ass."

"oh please do not uioasdfghjklzxcvbnm my ass thats almost as bad as a dirty angus, which your mother did to me last night"

by uioasdfghjklzxcvbnmtyrone April 29, 2023

Utica

Utica, Illinios has more asshole per capita than any other town.

That Utican over there is one major ass hole named Studebaker.

by Kyle Studebaker November 18, 2004