Tweekedly-Spun

Being beyond wasted on Crystal, Crack-Cocaine or all of the above

You could see that she was tweekedly-spun as she sizzled on the couch

by AcIdReIgN August 27, 2009

Tweeterpated

(adj.) meaning turned on, sexually aroused.

Sarah told me that Michael made her feel tweeterpated.

by Deathrockpoet January 15, 2010

tweetdick

Someone that doesn't respond to your work emails while tweeting all day their various feelings about things.

My tweetdick of a manager is too busy to give me notes, but at least she found time to spread the word on that adorable cat video she stumbled upon.

by Urban Jed August 25, 2011

tweeter

A loudspeaker that is particularly good at reproducing higher frequency sounds. Or, more precisely, an element in a speaker unit that has a small membrane. -- After thefreedictionary.com

"Push up the fader
bust the meter
shake the tweeter
bump it well well well
bump it well well" -- Erykah Badu, Bump It lyrics

by Antonio Iania February 1, 2004

tweeter

Flatulence produced when air escapes your anus at the same time as a solid object. Although usually associated with that high pitched fart that comes out as you take a huge dump, it is also much like what results from air being forced up your anus while participating in anal sex.

The headboard thumping and the quiet tweetering on the other side of the wall could only mean one thing: anal sex.

The soft tweeters in the bathroom were a sure sign that the one working stall was occupied.

by Coos Baylien October 18, 2011

Tweetership

A word used to describe the followers you have on Twitter. As opposed to a readership, you have your tweetership.

You've got a massive tweetership following you..!

If only I had such a vast tweetership, people would make my tweets far more viral.

by Highonsnow March 10, 2011

tweetered

To really lay into someone on Twitter

This dude said the Earth is a sphere and so I tweetered the shit out of him

by SimulationsAllTheWayDown March 21, 2019