Twattic

A wizards sleeve that was once filled with many things but has now become dusty, dilapidated and mouldy through disuse.

"Oh mildred, a young man came round the other day to clear out my attic. Afterwards he cleaned out my twattic free of charge."
"can I have his number ethel?"

by tattybojanglesarenice April 23, 2010

Twatinator

a female, delusional, uneducated liberal lacking intelligence; one that uses libtarded rhetoric to avoid stating facts and resorts to insults when faced with an intelligent question needing a factual answer, wears pink knitted hats

Man , Betty is a twatinator! I asked her to answer a simple question and she retorted with baseless insults!

by EG6785 March 10, 2017

Twatify

To modify the female vagina.

My boyfriend asked me to twatify myself for our one year anniversary.

by Micherin September 6, 2018

twatinski

A Jewish Pollack who enjoys spreading her legs for random men and having sex with them and their friends. She is always looking for the BBD - The bigger better dea.

The girl is such a twatinski, she had sex with the entire mens soccer team.

by Steel4u0987 April 17, 2019

Twatire

When you genuinely can't tell if someone is being satire or not because you're on Twitter.

Girl: "Females" is a slur. It's 2022 don't you know that?
Guy: Is this Twatire or am I just dumb?

by Phenobism September 2, 2022

twatchety

A person who acts like a cranky old twat

My English teacher is really twatchety.

by Nick Fura October 23, 2022

twatious

Someone who is exuberating energy that of a twat.

That guy is definitely up to something twatious

by SanadK December 23, 2022